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Junk Food Dinner is a weekly podcast devoted to cult films, sci-fi, horror movies and everything weird and wild about the cinematic art form. Your three hilarious and good-looking hosts each pick a movie and then argue about why we did or did not like them.

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    Junk Food Dinner's back and things are gonna get schwifty.

    First, a group of frat bros deal with a slasher in the 2015 fake 80s movie "Dude Bro Party Massacre 3." Made by the guys behind 5 Second Movies, this movie flips the gender switch and has a female stalker slash up a bunch of frat bros in emulated 80s fashion.

    Next, an extra terrestrial kaiju bird made of anti-matter attacks New York in 1957's "The Giant Claw." The flick is remembered for its horrible bird creature. But should it be remembered for more?

    Finally, Roseanne Barr plots revenge on her husband and his mistress in 1989's "She Devil." Roseanne's husband, Ed Begley Jr, meets Meryl Streep at a party and they fall in love. So, Roseanne becomes the Punisher. But if gangsters were people who had fallen out of love.

    All this, plus work chat, controversial opinions, DVDS, Blu Rays, Memphis Maniacs and one of your hosts reaches the breaking point.


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    Schlocktober kicks off next week, so let's get spoopy! Until then, Hide the Bodies are printing a second round of Ghoul Summer shirts, so go buy them Here!


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    Break out the pumpkin spice, candy corn, and horror movies taped off television - it's finally Schlocktober! In our first week in this month-long tribute to horror movies, we take a rain-soaked trip to Crystal Lake, "Forest Green", and some random halfway house for some reason. It's Friday the 13th week!

    First up! Picking up the story of Tommy Jarvis a decade later (but somehow in the same time period as well), Friday the 13th: A New Beginning is best remembered as being most divergent from the series. Rather than take place at Crystal Lake, it takes place at a rural halfway house. And instead of Jason Voorhees being responsible for the killing, we have a new mystery man behind the mask. Do these changes breathe new life into the series, or is this a totally bogus entry into the series? You'll know soon.

    Up next! Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives is generally credited with introducing the supernatural element to Jason's aura, and brings him back to the Crystal Lake setting. It's also got a paintball match in it, which makes this a favorite among residents of Arizona.

    Finally! Telekinetic Lar Park "Superstar" Lincoln does battle with Kane Hodder's first rendition of Jason Voorhees in Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood. Originally planned as a Freddy Krueger cross-over, this sequel from director John Carl Buechler was heavily cut by the MPAA to prevent an X rating.

    All this plus witty banter between friends, Nerd News, DVDs, Strong Politics, Freddy Krueger chats, Green Inferno chats, Parker's well-reasoned defense of the Paranormal Activity movies, Intoxicated listener voicemails, Quentin Tarantino's Digital Outrage, AGFA Getting into Something Weird, Nerd News & This Week's Home Video Picks, minimal skype noise(!), cats in the closet, absolute confidentiality, continued lack of overt police involvement, sneezes, belches, gleeks and a whole lot more!



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    Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).

    Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd go skinny dipping in Camp Crystal Lake for your love and support.

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    Happy Schlocktober, bitch! This week we celebrate everyone's favorite dream demon with a super long (almost 3 hours, yeesh!) episode covering some of the later-era Nightmare on Elm Street flicks!

    Up first, Freddy's back fucking with some of Dream Warriors from the previous film and some new kids too in A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master from 1988 starring Lisa Wilcox and Tuesday Knight and directed by Renny Harlin.

    Then, Freddy's back at it, but this time he's manipulating the dream world through an unborn kid in A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child from 1989 starring Lisa Wilcox (again) and Kelly Jo Minter

    And finally, we get some backstory on Mr. Krueger as we find out he had a wife and kid, but could his kid be the one who finally puts an end to him? We find out in Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare from 1991 starring Lisa Zane and Shon Greenblatt, with cameos from Johnny Depp, Roseanne & Tom Arnold and Alice Cooper.

    All this plus spooky Halloween decorations, sad lunch lady stories, non-drunk Australians, the rebirth of 'pussy good', blu-rays, Nerd News, Kyle from Kentucky, Freddy memories and so much more!

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    Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out onFacebook and Twitter! We will finally lose our virginity with your love and support. 

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  • 10/16/15--00:49: November Calendar!
  • Sup, Junkies? Schlocktober will, sadly end eventually. But, the good news is that JFD treks on! We'll be washing the horror of Halloween off with a comedy theme show, looking at some of what 2015 has to offer and we'll be celebrating Thanksgiving with Turkey Week! 3 Movies from the country Turkey. Get it? It's a pun!

    JFD287: Sketch Comedy Movie Week

    • The Groove Tube (1974)
    • The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)
    • Prime Time (AKA American Raspberry) (1977)
    JFD288:
    • Clan of the White Lotus (1980)
    • Fear City (1984)
    • The Quiet Earth (1985)
    JFD289: 2015 Week
    • Ex Machina (2015)
    • Turbo Kid (2015)
    • It Follows (2015)
    JFD290: Turkey Week
    • 3 Dev Adam (AKA: Captain America and Santo vs. Spider-Man) (1973)
    • Dünyay Kurtaran Adam (aka Turkish Star Wars) (1982)
    • Korkusuz (AKA Rampage) (AKA Turkish Rambo) (1986)

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    Junk Food Dinner. 284. Crank up that phonograph, JFD is universally old-school. We've got a theme celebrating (or maybe complaining about) The Universal Monsters.

    First, Count Dracula arrives in England to drink blood and find a bride in 1931's "Dracula." Don't expect any Bela Legosi, though. This is the Spanish version. Filmed on the same sets at the same time, just with different actors.

    Then, a scientist goes mad with power after an experiment goes wrong in 1933's "The Invisible Man." This flick's based on the classic HG Welles' book that created the invisible mans genre.

    Finally, a man gets bitten by a wolf while visiting family in 1941's "The Wolf-Man." Lon Chaney Jr, Bela Legosi and Claude Rains deal with the curse of lycanthropy in this flick that created many of the werewolf rules.

    All this, plus GWAR Chat, DVDs, Nerd News, lots of Junk Mails, farts, a fake German, Mark from Oakland, all the goofy callers, and so much more.


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    What madness is this? No movies on Junk Food Dinner this week? Schlocktober's getting real wild as we cover not one, not two, but eight episodes of HBO's Tales from the Crypt! And it's even wilder that we're joined by published author Nathan Tolle (Pumpkin Cinema: The Best Movies for Halloween)! This week's roster of cryptic tales includes (and is limited to):

    S01E05 "Lover Come Hack to Me" // Tom Holland // June 21, 1989
    A newlywed couple (Amanda Plummer and Stephen Shellen) retreat to the wife's aunt's mansion where the husband plans to kill her for her inheritance but soon learns that his wife's family has a dark past and is not what she seems herself.

    S02E01 "Dead Right" // Howard Deutch // April 21, 1990
    A gold-digging secretary (Demi Moore) follows the advice of a fortune teller (Natalia Nogulich) and marries a man (Jeffrey Tambor) after being told that he will die shortly after inheriting a large sum of money. Also stars Kate Hodge and Linda Cohn.

    S02E10 "The Ventriloquist's Dummy" // Richard Donner (w. Frank Darabont) // June 5, 1990A young ventriloquist (Bobcat Goldthwait) wants to improve his craft and seeks out help from his old hero (Don Rickles) but soon finds out his hidden secret.

    S02E16 "Television Terror" // Charlie Picerni // July 17, 1990
    A tabloid news show host (Morton Downey, Jr.) and his camera crew investigate a house haunted by the ghost of a woman who killed seven men. The host and the crew get more than they bargained for when a chain of supernatural happenings indeed begin taunting them.

    S03E02 "Carrion Death" // Steven E. de Souza // June 15, 1991
    An escaped con (Kyle MacLachlan) running for the Mexican border ends up killing a state trooper (George Del Hoyo), but in the process is cuffed to him and has to drag the heavy corpse across the desert to freedom.

    S04E06 "What's Cookin'" // Gilbert Adler // July 22, 1992
    A couple's (Christopher Reeve and Bess Armstrong) failing restaurant gets a huge boost when a drifter (Judd Nelson) gives them a steak recipe that's made of human flesh. Also starring Meat Loaf.

    S06E01 "Let the Punishment Fit the Crime" // Russell Mulcahy // October 31, 1994
    An ambulance-chasing lawyer (Catherine O'Hara) finds herself being sent to a nightmarish court for petty crimes. Also starring Peter MacNicol.

    S06E06 "The Assassin" // Martin von Haselberg // December 7, 1994
    A group of operatives invade the home of a housewife (Shelley Hack) in search of her husband whom they believe is an AWOL CIA assassin. Also stars Corey Feldman Jonathan Banks and Chelsea Field.

    All this plus witty banter between friends, Tales of Nerd News, DVDs from the Crypt, Matthew "Bitter" Sweetman's Future Wedding, our Listener Suggestion Theme Show announcement, Nerd News & This Week's Home Video Picks, notable skype noise(~), puking Demi Moore, absolute confidentiality, Christopher Reeve Real Talk, continued lack of overt police involvement, sneezes, belches, gleeks and a whole lot more!



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    Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).

    Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd wear just about any of the Cryptkeeper's cool costumes for your love and support.

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    Happy Halloween, Junk Food Junkies! As we sadly say goodbye to Schlocktober we celebrate with the ultimate Samhain party featuring snacks, costumes, late night movie marathons and three Halloween-themed flicks!

    Up first, a teenage girl (Chloe Rose from Degrassi) finds out she is pregnant on Halloween, but as she figures out how to tell her boyfriend, she is visited by some trick-r-treaters who don't want candy, they want her baby. As things become more intense and more psychedelic, Robert Patrick (the T-1000 himself) shows up to help battle terrifying tikes in Hellions from 2015 directed Bruce McDonald (Pontypool, Hardcore Logo).

    Next, a teenage boy is introduced to the powers of Satanism by his goofy grandpa (Hy Pyke from Slithis) and on Halloween night things really get crazy as murder, mayhem and hair metal ensues in the video store favorite Hack-O-Lantern (AKA Halloween Night) from 1988.

    And finally, when a group of dimwitted Martians hear a radio broadcast of Orson Welles' War of the Worlds, they mistakenly think that they are missing out on the invasion. But when they show up all they find are goofy Midwesterners celebrating Halloween in the kiddy special effects romp Spaced Invaders from 1990, featuring Ariana Richards (Jurassic Park) and Royal Dano (Killer Klowns, Ghoulies II).

    All this plus witty banter between creepy friends, a full Corn Gorn run-down, Spooky Nerd News, blu-rays from beyond the grave, Snax Chat, a call from the Governator, Trippy Sweetman, songs about Halloween, absolute confidentiality (if you're wearing a mask), continued lack of overt police involvement (unless you soap our windows) and a whole lot more!

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    With Schlocktober over, we try to laugh in the face of winter. We talk about 3 sketch comedy movies from the 70s.

    First, up a psychedelic freak out called The Groove Tube from 1974. Richard Belzer and Chevy Chase show up in this movie full of dirty jokes and stoner humor.

    Next, Abrahams/Zucker and John Landis cut their teeth in this sketch movie full of wacky commercials, fake movies and rude titties. Kentucky Fried movie from 1977.

    Finally, we watch Prime Time aka American Raspberry, where the US turns chaotic after a pirate tv station pops up to show crass humor and harsh satire.

    All this, plus DVDs, Nerd News, Tom from Adelaide, Sean hates another classic, Parker's unwillingness to laugh, No Shave November, stingers, Stung, did we truly do it?, new T-Shirts and so much more.

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    This week is just one of those old fashioned post-apocalyptic, strip-teasing, groin-smashing good times as we tackle three completely random but endlessly fascinating cult films. It's a great time to be alive.

    First up! It's Clan of the White Lotus from 1980! This Shaw Brothers classic is a semi-sequel to Executioners from Shaolin, starring Gordon Liu and Lieh Lo in one of your classic Monk versus Eyebrows matchups. Come for the feminine fighting-fu, stay for the repeated nut kicks.

    Up next! Fear City is one of Abel Ferrara's lesser discussed early works, but is that a complete mistake? We'll find out as we discuss this sleazy 1984 Times Square set thriller. Starring Melanie Griffith as a stripper!

    Finally! New Zealand delivers a chillingly effective post-apocalyptic thriller in The Quiet Earth from 1985. A single man roams the earth following a disaster. It's sort of like I Am Legend, but with less bullshit.

    All this plus witty banter between friends, Nerd News, DVDs, game genie codes for Fallout 4, #bostonstrong, speculation on the weirdness of Matthew Sweetman's boners, Heath from Dallas with a Pumpkin Spice Update, your weekly Vanilla Ice recap, RIP Tom from Adelaide, old dead leather balls, Internet ponzi schemes 3000 (get money), betamax bygones be bygone, absolute confidentiality, a crippling cornucopia of crotch kicking combat, Melanie Griffith's rude titties, a post-apocalyptic kiwi, continued lack of overt police involvement, sneezes, belches, gleeks and a whole lot more!



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    Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).

    Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd go retract our testicles specifically for your love and support.

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    As 2015 comes to a close, we take a look back at three flicks that made an impact on the world of genre filmmaking over the past year.

    Up first, a young man is trying to survive the post-apocalyptic wasteland of 1997 but when he teams up with an enthusiastic robot chick he finds himself at odds with an evil overlord (Michael Ironside) and his army of masked marauders in the super-retro, super-violent Turbo Kid.

    Next, Alex Garland spins a tale of a young bro-grammer (Domhnall Gleeson), who wins a chance to meet the genius mogul of the world's largest internet search engine (Oscar Isaac) and participate in a series of tests to determine if a newly created robot with artificial intelligence can really feel. But it quickly becomes clear that things aren't exactly what they seem in the sci-fi thriller Ex Machina.

    And finally, a teenage girl (Maika Monroe) has sexual encounter with a strange boy who afterwards reveals that she is now cursed with an evil spirit that will follow her to the ends of the Earth until she is killed. The only way to get rid of it is to pass it to someone else via sex. Needless to say, things get sexy and spooky in It Follows from director David Robert Mitchell.

    All this plus witty banter between friends, Parker's continued love affair with a Nintendo tape, dream talk, a warning to be humble or else, Nerd News, Redd Foxx praise, legal advice for filmmakers, blu-rays at the nice price, disagreements about robots, songs about herpes, absolute confidentiality, continued lack of police involvement and a whole lot more!

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    Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line atJFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).

    Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out onFacebook and Twitter! We can finally shake this sexual curse with your love and support. 

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  • 11/22/15--00:49: JFD December Calendar!
  • Greetings, junkies! The holiday season is upon us and that can mean only one thing! You're gonna be cold. And the only way to keep warm while also being stylish as fuck is to buy the new Junk Food Dinner shirt from Hide The Bodies. It's printed on a next level quality T that's guaranteed to be as soft as the ghost who's wearing it!

    In addition to clothing you, we'll be reviewing movies in December. Which ones? Find out now by reading the subsequent words on this post!!

    JFD291:


    • Playtime (1967)

    • Sleepaway Camp III (1989)

    • Double Trouble (1992)


    • JFD292: 2015 Week (Again) w/ guest Mike Dikk!

      • White God (2015)

      • Late Phases (2015)

      • The Editor (2015)



      • JFD293: Listener Suggestion Show

        • Mad Foxes (1981)

        • Making Contact (1985)

        • Spring (2015)


        • JFD294: Xmas Week!

          • Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 (1987)

          • Eyes Wide Shut (1999)

          • Krampus (2015)




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            Gobble gobble, junkies! To celebrate turkey, we're celebrating Turkey! It's a pun, get it?!

            First up on our foreign voyage is a 1973 movie where Captain America and Santo fight a villainous Spider-Man in "3 Dev Adam" (aka 3 Mighty Men). Turkish filmmakers completely steal and misuse the classic American and Mexican characters for their own ends in this wacky crime/mafia/superhero film.

            Next, director Cetin Inanc not only rips off characters and plot elements and characters from Star Wars, but steals actual footage for 1982's "Dunyayi Kurtaran Adam" aka Turkish Star Wars. It's good guys vs. killer mummies, immortal wizards and cookie monsters in this one.

            Finally, Cetin Inanc returns to thievery in "Turkish Rambo," (1986) a movie where a strong Stallone-like soldier flexes his muscles to show the evil Iraqis who's boss.

            All this, plus DVDs, Nerd News, MST3K sadness and rage, post-Battle of the Tough Guys breakdowns, Smiles, emails, Dragon Music, Multiple takes, stingers, 372 772, buy our new shirt!


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            It couldn't be a weirder week here at Junk Food Dinner headquarters, but we're still prepared to deliver the cult-movie reviewing goods.

            First up! It's Jacques Tati's epic, 70mm French semi-silent career-ender: Playtime from 1967! This subtle exploration of the changing face of a modernized Europe is one of the few comedies ever filmed in 70mm, and nearly a whole city was built to facilitate the filming. But can Parker Bowman stomach a 2+ hour silent film?

            Up next! Double Trouble (1992) features that troublesome twosome, the Barbarian Twins (Peter and David Paul) as twin brothers, one a cop and one a convict, forced to work together on a case in a situation that's very Lethal and involves Weapons. Can these identical meatheads keep it together long enough to perform their lines? Or will they spend most of the movie staring at each others' groins? We'll tell ya.

            Finally! We return to Camp Rolling Hills (now Camp New Horizon) with Angela Baker (still Pamela Springfield) with the whole multi-ethnic stereotype gang, in Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland from 1989. She's back and killing teens, in order to show us the satirical side of slasherdom. Our review's so good, you'll be asking for s'mores.

            All this plus witty banter between friends, Nerd News, DVDs, Coffin-eyed Joe, No Cell Frones Required, a Retro-Pandering Round-up, Diabetes Nostalgia, Boku Juiceboxes, Chevy Chase and the human aging process, re-arranging lamps, absolute confidentiality, a cheesy curiosities, belt buckle moves, continued lack of overt police involvement, sneezes, belches, gleeks and a whole lot more!

            Also, Sean was totally thinking of Tombs of the Blind Dead and Not Coffin Joe in terms of those Anchor Bay releases. Blame it on the Krampus.



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            Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'll furiously beat old people with sticks for your love and support.

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            As 2015 comes to a close, the guys at JFD are feverishly trying to take in all the movies they missed over the past year. And since Parker is out this week celebrating his milestone 45th birthday, we brought in the best in the biz, Mike Dikk from Kissing Contest to join us to chat about dogs, werewolves and fake Italians.


            Up first, the Astron 6 crew (Father's Day, Manborg) return with their latest sleazy offering, this time sending up Italian giallo film in The Editor. When cast and crew members start turning up dead on a 70's film set, the reclusive editor is the prime suspect. Plenty of goofy humor, bad dubbing and boobs and gore galore. Plus appearances by Paz de la Huerta, Udo Kier and Laurence R. Harvey.

            Then, a blind veteran (Nick Damici from Stake Land) is moved into a retirement community by his son (Ethan Embry) but quickly realizes there's more to worry about than the uptight old neighbors when the full moon unleashes a series of werewolf attacks in Late Phases. This one also features some great cameos like Tom Noonan, Tina Louise and Dana Ashbrook.

            And finally, a young Hungarian girl is sent to live with her father for a few months, but quickly realizes that her dog isn't welcomed. When her dad abandons the pooch on the side of the road, the poor mutt is forced into a life of dog-fighting. But pushed to the edge he organizes other dogs to form a full scale pup-rising and seek revenge on those who have wronged him in White God.

            All this plus witty banter between friends, a warning to ignore IMDB's year for these movies, songs about what Sean likes to drink, Wayne being a bully about French movies, Nerd News, Werewolf chat, Blu-rays with monster handjobs, discussion of the Garbage Pail Kids movie soundtrack on vinyl, absolute confidentiality, continued lack of overt police involvement and a whole lot more!

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          • 12/11/15--15:53: JFD January Schedule!
          • Hey, Junkies!! It's... time... to ring in a new year of monsters, bikini girls and slime here at the JFD offices. We've got some theme shows coming up to ring in the new year, with various degrees of puns to go along with them! Help make 2016 the dopest JFD year yet by telling all your weird friends to listen!

            JFD295: Happy Nude Year!

            • Bat Pussy (1973)
            • Cafe Flesh (1982)
            • Bikini Car Wash Company 2 (1993)
            JFD296: HP New Year!
            • City of the Living Dead (1980)
            • From Beyond (1986)
            • H.P. Lovecraft's Necronomicon (1993)
            JFD297
            • Desperate Teenage Lovedolls (1984)
            • Blue Monkey (1987)
            • Dream a Little Dream (1989)
            JFD298: Winter Week
            • Heartbreak Pass (1975)
            • Winterbeast (1992)
            • A Simple Plan (1998)

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            It's a Christmas miracle and ol' Santa JFD is giving presents to three special boys. We've picked three listener-suggested movies this week.

            First up, a California slacker (Lou Taylor Pucci) travels to Italy after his parents die to find himself and falls in love with a girl with a dark secret in 2015's "Spring."

            Next, a kid named Joey runs afoul of a demonic dummy after his father dies in 1985's "Making Contact." The movie was originally released in Germany under the name "Joey," directed by Roland Emmerich.

            Finally, a middle-aged yuppie gets into an escalating tale of revenge and mayhem in "Mad Foxes."

            All this, plus Disney Land Chat, Star Wars Chat, Sean's advance Hateful 8 review, DVDs, nerd news, bleeps, bloops and scooby bops.


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            Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line atJFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).

            Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out onFacebook and Twitter! We avoid a life in dog fighting with your love and support.


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            This week, please avoid getting run over by a reindeer as we tackle the Cult of Christmas with some Ho Ho Horror Movies and some Ho Ho Hookers (in Eyes Wide Shut). It's our final show of 2015 and the last thing we need is another raise in our podcasting insurance premiums. Happy Holidays, everyone!

            First up! Director Michael Dougherty follows up his 2007 ode to Halloween, Trick 'r Treat, with this creepy tale of Christmas, Krampus from 2015! Adam Scott, Toni Collette and David Koechner star in this PG-13 family comedy / horror retelling of the German fairy tale. It's got all the CGI gingerbread men of a latter day Charles Band flick, but is this holiday stocking stuffer just a lump of coal?

            Up next! You've seen the first Silent Night Deadly Night, which means you've already seen almost exactly 50% of the 1987 sequel Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2! This "sequel" started its life as a simple re-redit of the original film which would be passed off as a sequel, until the director was able to secure minimal funding and minimally talented actors to slap together 40 minutes of original footage. It's got all the garbage day scenes, but is this night "Silent (comma) Deadly", or is it "Silent but Deadly" (ie, farts)?

            Finally! Nobody sane would complain about Freado-ing this Christmas pick, because it's the final film of Stanley Kubrick's career, Eyes Wide Shut from 1999. Tom Cruise gets roped up in a secret sexy society in ritzy/dreamy New York City while dealing with wife Nicole Kidman's fantasies of infidelity. It's definitely got Christmas trees, but does this movie warrant the #TomPolitics that one of our hosts brings to the table? Don't let Scientology kill us for what we say on this episode!

            All this plus witty banter between friends, Nerd News, DVDs, putting the christ back in Christmas, Miley Cyrus updates, NYC subway drag queens, Star Wars Force Awakens chats, the Reagan Myth, serious accidents and sliced thumbs, Terminator talks, farts farts farts wasted dogs, German grandmothers, laughing at campy movies, finding the right key, chair dancing, continued lack of overt police involvement, sneezes, belches, gleeks and a whole lot more!


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            With the world once again entrenched in what the ancient texts describe as a severe outbreak of Holiday Fever, it makes sense that other podcasters haven't had the time or fortitude to produce a new episode this Holiday week. And while it is true that your charming hosts are currently enjoying the holidays in a serene, secluded, secretive island retreat with absolutely no cannibals and/or zombies, unable to record a new show - they've also devised a clever approach to maintain a steady output of JFD-branded content for your listening enjoyment. Tricks like this are pretty much why those Junk Food Dinner guys are the critical darlings of the Goings On About Town editors at the New Yorker, among other places, and precisely why you've got something to listen to this week.

            So it's come to this: another Junk Food Dinner clip show. This week on Junk Food Dinner Rewind: a carefully curated collection of the finest musical selections, a Dad-Hattan Voicemail Segment, and three classic JFD reviews culled from the vaults. It's the perfect thing to listen to while avoiding all the members of your family this Holiday Season.

            First up! We're joined by Cory from the live magic trick sensation / podcasting endeavor Illogical Contraption to discuss some controversial points about Dressed to Kill from 1980. Snatched from the jaws of our Brian De Palma theme show, our hot takes here riled up the Internet like nothing since the Moldy Strawberries incident. They'll probably get you riled as well, unless you've already heard this one.

            Up next, we take a fresh look at the exploits of diminutive Fillipino action star extraordinaire, Weng Weng, with The Impossible Kid from 1982. We all enjoyed the little guy's big moves in his earlier film, For Y'ur Height Only, but will this sequel prove to be too repetitive? Or will the slavery-like reality of Weng Weng's real-life existence (exposed in a recent documentary) prove to be the element that sours our experience? One thing's for sure, nobody feels comfortable about any of this.

            Finally, what would a year in JFD history be without a summer filled with regrets? That's right, we return to the Ghoul Summer graveyard and dig up our review of Slaughtered Vomit Dolls from 2006. For reasons unknown to man, Parker Bowman thought this would be a great pick for the show. We're joined by "True Ghoul" Mike Dikk (from Kissing Contest) and "The Ghost Of" Mark Freado (from being a ghost) to try and figure out why (and stifle some vomit of our own).

            All this plus witty banter between friends, witty banter between Freados, zero Nerd Newsies, no week's DVD & blu-ray releases, absolute confidentiality, continued lack of police involvement, robot voices, musical interludes, sneezes, belches, gleeks and a little bit more!


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            It's 2016 and Junk Food Dinner wants to wish you a Happy NUDE Year!

            We kick things off by recounting our favorite (and least favorite) films of the past year, 2015. Does Parker like Star Wars? Has Sean come around to Mad Max: Fury Road? Tune in and find out!

            Then things get erotic(?) as we scope out three very odd and very different sex films.

            Up first, two drunken hillbillies trade insults as the sloppily try to perform oral sex on each other until the are interrupted by a chick in a homemade Batman costume in the worst porno ever, Bat Pussy from 1973.

            Then, Herbert W. Day (AKA Jerry Stahl) and Rinse Dream (AKA Stephen Sayadian), the guys who brought us Dr. Caligari, take us on a surreal erotic journey to a bizarre future where nuclear fallout has turned half the population into sexless mutants who come from miles around to watch Michelle Bauer and a host of other art/porn stars go at it in Café Flesh from 1982.

            And finally, if you ever flipped through HBO and Cinemax late at night back in the 90's, chances are you probably saw some of The Bikini Carwash Company II from 1993. In this installment, the bikini carwash girls have gone corporate, but wouldn't you know it, the greedy fat cats are trying to screw them out of their company. Luckily, in this alternate reality, getting nude can solve all of life's problems.

            All this plus witty banter between friends, cheeseburger reviews, drunk driving tips, how to start a road trip mix, rap cassingle chat, disrespect of Ed Helms, Parker's pop-punk round up, audio clips of redneck bickering, naughty jazz songs and a whole lot more!

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            Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out onFacebook and Twitter! We'll dress up as Santa Claus and shoot at people for your love and support. 

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