JFD369: Lifeforce, Ed Wood, I Am Here... Now

June 22, 2017, 8:04 pm

≫ Next: JFD370: The Ghosting, The Winter Soldier, Major Grom

≪ Previous: Ghoul Summer!! (and the rest of July)

Much to Parker's delight, JFDecades is coming to a close. And we're finishing strong with three oddball flicks with an emphasis on notoriously bad directors!

Up first, a group of astronauts (including Steve Railsback of Nukie fame) find an alien ship inside the tail of Halley's Comet. They find a group of naked vampires and bring them back to their ship. But when there's an explosion on the ship killing most of the crew, only Railsback and the vampires escape, landing on Earth. Now the vampire aliens are on the loose and it's up to Railsback and a bunch of Brits to track them down before they bring on armageddon in 1985's Lifeforce, directed by Tobe Hooper (Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Poltergeist) and released by Cannon Films.

Next, Tim Burton directs a black and white biopic about one of Hollywood's most infamous "bad" directors, Ed Wood. Johnny Depp plays the titular Wood as he hustles his way through the underbelly of low budget filmmaking in the 1950's. The movie explores Wood's penchant for cross-dressing, his friendship with a near-death Bela Lugosi (played to perfection by Martin Landau) and the wacky cast of characters he assembled to produce his magna opus Plan Nine from Outer Space.

And finally, on the subject of infamous bad directors, we dissect yet another bizarre, amateurish, low-budget affair from Neil Breen, 2006's I Am Here... Now. In this outing, Breen plays a cyber Jesus who goes around punishing those who aren't living according to "his plan".

All this plus witty banter between friends, Pizza Hut memories, old theatre chat, Junk Mail, our world famous weekly Nerd News and Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, and a whole lot more!

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JFD370: The Ghosting, The Winter Soldier, Major Grom

June 29, 2017, 6:50 pm

≫ Next: JFD371: Jekyll & Hyde ... Together Again, Nightmare Weekend, Willy/Milly

≪ Previous: JFD369: Lifeforce, Ed Wood, I Am Here... Now

Grab some fireworks! We're back, Junkies!

First up, a dude sells his movie theater to raise money to make a ghost movie. That's the real story. What happens in the actual movie is anyone's guess -- "The Ghosting" aka "Bad Ghost."

Next, Captain America finds himself in a present day where nazis have infiltrated the American system in "Captain America: Winter Soldier."

Finally, a Russian cop stops a bank robbery in the short film, "Major Grom."

All this plus Nerd News, DVDs, Sean rearranging furniture, Wayne calls in and so much more!

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JFD371: Jekyll & Hyde ... Together Again, Nightmare Weekend, Willy/Milly

July 7, 2017, 5:25 pm

≫ Next: 1,100th movie/audio commentary time!

≪ Previous: JFD370: The Ghosting, The Winter Soldier, Major Grom

We're back!

Up first, a doctor discovers cocaine ... well, a powdery white drug anyway ... and becomes a sleazeball maniac in "Jekyll and Hyde... Together Again."

Next, a different doctor turns coeds into flesh-hungry mutants (I think) in "Nightmare Weekend."

Finally, a high school girl grows a penis thanks to Seth Green's magic in "Willy/Milly."

All this, plus Nerd News, random ass drops, DVDs, buddies talkin and so much more.

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1,100th movie/audio commentary time!

July 10, 2017, 10:31 pm

≫ Next: JFD372: The Hitcher, Wild Tales, Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders

≪ Previous: JFD371: Jekyll & Hyde ... Together Again, Nightmare Weekend, Willy/Milly

Hey, Junkies! It's that time again! Vote for what our 1,100th movie should be and we'll do an audio commentary for it at the end of August!

Just click this widget here or the one on the left sidebar. Whatever's good.

In the past, you guys picked Howard the Duck (JFD35), C.H.U.D. (JFD69), The Warriors (JFD103), Transformers: The Movie (JFD137), Escape From New York (JFD172), Spring Break (JFD 206) and Ice Cream Man (JFD240) Judgment Night (JFD274), Double Agent 73 (JFD311) and The Neverending Story (JFD345).

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JFD372: The Hitcher, Wild Tales, Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders

July 13, 2017, 7:34 pm

≫ Next: JFD373: Last Summer, Scenes From the Goldmine, I Woke Up Early the Day I Died

≪ Previous: 1,100th movie/audio commentary time!

This week on JFD we turn over the programming rights to our loyal Dom Deluise $10-a-month Patreon donors and get a trio of off-beat features to sink our teeth into.

Up first, C. Thomas Howell (Soul Man) plays a young man driving alone in Texas who picks up a hitchhiker played by Rutger Hauer (Hobo with a Shotgun) who quickly reveals himself as a psycho killer. Soul Man manages to escape the madman but sets off a game of cat and mouse in The Hitcher from 1986.

Next, we take a look at Argentina's highest grossing movie ever, Wild Tales (AKA Relatos Salvajes) from 2014. This dark anthology flick weaves 6 tales about people in strange situations with questionable morals.

Finally, Adam West, Burt Ward and Julie Newmar reprise their roles (well, at least the voices) from the classic 60's Batman TV show in an all-new, straight-to-DVD, animated adventure; Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders from 2016.

All this plus witty banter between friends, vacation plans, slot machine previews, Junk Mail, our world famous weekly Nerd News and Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, and a whole lot more!

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JFD373: Last Summer, Scenes From the Goldmine, I Woke Up Early the Day I Died

July 19, 2017, 6:23 pm

≫ Next: JFD374: Faces of Death IV, Red to Kill, Sick: the Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist

≪ Previous: JFD372: The Hitcher, Wild Tales, Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders

Nobody ever tells Junk Food Dinner what is and isn't possible. Not even the laws of physics are strictly respected around these parts. Case in point and pudding-proof: this week's episode features none other than Wayne Killmeister of Motion Picture Massacre: the Podcast. You won't believe it, but that doesn't change a damn thing. It happened.

First up! Could it be a prelude to Ghoul Summer? Is that the kind of kick Sean Byron's on these days? One thing's for sure, it's 1969's Last Summer, directed by Frank Perry and starring a dead seagull.

Next! The movie that seems like for sure it should have been on HBO all the time when we were kids, but nobody remembers. It's a Kevin Moss blind-pick bonanza as we review 1987's Scenes from the Goldmine! In this case, they're mining for lucrative song publishing royalties (and cocaine).

Finally, who could forget I Woke Up Early The Day I Died. This film, from 1998, is well beloved by all, most importantly Wayne. It premiered famously at the Mann's Chinese Theater in Hollywood, Calif. It's written by Ed Wood, and not the fictional Tim Burton character but the actual historical figure. You gotta see it!

All this plus witty banter between podcats, Wayne's unfettered sense of civic pride, Wayne's official theme song, Wayne's stance on Illogical Contraption Radio Podcast, Wayne's boob-scale ratings on Junkmails, Wayne's standing with Jackson Stewart, Wayne's standing with Unknown Caller, Wayne witnesses the return of a very special caller, Wayne's thoughts on Ghoul Summer fashions, Wayne's experiences with JFD commentary episodes and presidential elections, Wayne's preferred methods for seeing Jodorowsky films, some weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, an assumed lack of overt police involvement, half-wt sneezes, mega belches, partly-decrepit erections, the dangers of podcasting, semi-brominated vegetable gleeks and a whole lot more!

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Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now!

Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We're still working on obtaining Wayne's love and support.

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JFD374: Faces of Death IV, Red to Kill, Sick: the Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist

July 27, 2017, 3:35 pm

≫ Next: JFD998: Junk Ghoul Rewind

≪ Previous: JFD373: Last Summer, Scenes From the Goldmine, I Woke Up Early the Day I Died

You can't wait 'til summer? Because it's gonna be a summer of ghouls? Hey now? It's this week's episode of Junk Food Dinner! We kick off our two-week tribute to the ghastliest and grossest flicks to watch in the sweatiest parts of the summertime, our own personal S&M trip: Week One of GHOUL SUMMER starts now! And to help us kick things off, we're joined by very special guest, cinematographer Brian Sowell (Sequence Break, Beyond the Gates)! And did we mention these movies were all suggested to us by our Patreon Donors? Those dudes pick some creepy flicks.

First up! The fourth installment in the venerable series of ghoul-classics that in some senses started the entire ghoul craze as we know it today, Faces of Death IV, from 1990, finds new and interesting ways to surprise us, and we talk about some of the more insensitive ways in which it did so.

Next! 1994's Red to Kill is more artful than your typical Hong Kong CAT-III movie, but that doesn't mean it has any less sequences featuring the rape of the mentally disabled. In fact, it has several. But that mood lighting, though!

Finally, who could forget Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Super-Masochist. This film, from 1997, is well beloved by all, most importantly Parker. It's a real eye-opener (and dick-smasher) of a movie. You gotta see it!

All this plus witty banter between fiends, ghoulish on-set experiences, ghoulish drowning stories, ghoulish studio executives, dallas suicide club, buying gore by the sheets, your weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, a profound lack of noted police involvement, half-wet sneezes, mega belches, almost-decrepit erections, the dangers of ghouldom, well-brominated mineral gleeks and a whole lot more!

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Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now!

Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. Kevin might forgive you in exchange for your love and support.

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JFD998: Junk Ghoul Rewind

August 1, 2017, 2:26 pm

≫ Next: JFD's August Movie Schedule!

≪ Previous: JFD374: Faces of Death IV, Red to Kill, Sick: the Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist

Have you ever said to yourself, "I've got nineteen hours to waste and absolutely zero standards about the entertainment I consume?" Well, ghouls - it's your lucky day. We've got the Junk Ghoul Rewind episode to end all episodes. It's five years of Ghoul Summer podcasting, bunched up and vacuum sealed for your absolute convenience. Crack it open at extreme risk to yourself and others around you.

Here it is, presented for your disapproval, You Know What We Did the Last Five Summers:

JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 117
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Last House on the Left, Last House on Dead End Street, House on the Edge of the Park

JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 118
Thursday, July 19, 2012
The Human Centipede 2, Nekromantik, The Bunny Game

JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 170
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Martyrs, Faces of Death, Taxidermia

JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 222
Wednesday, July 23, 2014
Men Behind the Sun, Tetsuo, the Iron Man, The Secret Life: Jeffrey Dahmer

JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 223
Thursday, July 31, 2014
Cannibal Holocaust, Come and See, The Untold Story

JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 272
Friday, July 24, 2015
Hanger, Slaughtered Vomit Dolls, Niku Daruma

JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 273
Friday, July 31, 2015
Men Behind the Sun 2, The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence), Inside

JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 318
Friday, June 17, 2016
The Rapeman, Splatter: Naked Blood, Ex Drummer

JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 319
Thursday, June 23, 2016
Eugenie, Salò or the 120 Days of Sodom, Marquis

All this and nothing else!

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Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now!

Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. Kevin might forgive you in exchange for your love and support.

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JFD's August Movie Schedule!

August 1, 2017, 3:32 pm

≫ Next: JFD375: True Gore, Red Room, Dickshark

≪ Previous: JFD998: Junk Ghoul Rewind

Shock & Awegust is back!!

We've got a whole goddamn month full of action movies culminating in our 1,100th movie ever, which we'll do an audio commentary for. Vote for which movie you wanna hear about on the left sidebar over there.

And check out our Patreon if you want YOUR picks to show up on the show.

JFD376 w/ guest Derrick from Astro Radio Z

Island of Death (1976)
The Bride with White Hair (1993)
Deadliest Prey (2013)

JFD377: $10 Patreon Pal Picks

Panther Squad (1984) (Picked by Paul)
The 13th Warrior (1999) (Picked by Travis)
Hardcore Henry (2016) (Picked by Luke)

JFD378: Norris/JCVD/Segal

An Eye for an Eye (1981)
Cyborg (1989)
Cartels (2016)

JFD379: 1,100th movie/audio commentary

Vote Now! (????)

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JFD375: True Gore, Red Room, Dickshark

August 3, 2017, 10:52 am

≫ Next: JFD376: Island of Death, The Bride with White Hair, Deadliest Prey

≪ Previous: JFD's August Movie Schedule!

We'll here we are again, kids, Ghoul Summer 2017 is coming mercifully to an end. And what better way to round out the festivities than by partying with the original ghoul himself, Mr. Mike Dikk, formerly of Kissing Contest and currently of Virtual Pros.

Up first, we take a look at another one of those Faces of Death-esque real-life carnage footage comps, True Gore from 1987. This relic from the industrial music scene compiles death footage, animal torture and genital mutilation. Bring the kids!

Next, we step inside the Red Room from 1999. In this low-budget, Japanese exploitation film, four contestants try to out-ghoul one another to win a million dollars. Things start off pretty tame but eventually get very ghoulish. The movie is made even more unsettling by having some of the grossest sound effects ever featured on JFD.

And finally, we suffer through notorious ghoul director Bill Zebub's latest 2+ hour exercise in juvenile schlock, Dickshark from 2016. In this ultra-low budget shit fest, Mr. Zebub gropes strippers boobs for most of the run time and then a rubber, flesh colored shark puppet attacks them.

All this plus witty banter between friends, catchin' up with the Dikkster, ghoul revelations, 3-D movie news, gross noises, all your favorite ghoul drops, Donald Lloyd, our world famous weekly Nerd News and Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, and a whole lot more!

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JFD376: Island of Death, The Bride with White Hair, Deadliest Prey

August 11, 2017, 12:48 pm

≫ Next: JFD377: The Panther Squad, The 13th Warrior, Hardcore Henry

≪ Previous: JFD375: True Gore, Red Room, Dickshark

Shock and Awegust begins now! We're talking about action movies all month!

Kevin's out partying in Boston this week, but we have a stacked show nonetheless! We have an interview with the Found Footage Festival dudes and we're joined by Derrick from Astro Radio Z to discuss three wacky films!

First, a couple of tourists get into some ghoulish nonsense while on vacation in Greece in the 1976 video nasty "Island of Death." (It's not an action movie).

Next, Ronny Yu's classic Hong Kong take on Romeo and Juliet set against an old timey Chinese war: "The Bride with White Hair" from 1993.

Finally, David A Prior's sequel to the epic story about hunting humans in the woods for little to no reason: "Deadliest Prey."

All this, plus Bill Zebub chat, Voicemails, incorrect theme songs, no nerd news, no dvds, ghoul summer chat and so much more!

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JFD377: The Panther Squad, The 13th Warrior, Hardcore Henry

August 18, 2017, 7:23 am

≫ Next: JFD378: An Eye for an Eye, Cyborg, Cartels

≪ Previous: JFD376: Island of Death, The Bride with White Hair, Deadliest Prey

Shock and Awegust at Junk Food Dinner is different than Shock and Awegust at other podcasts. Here at JFD, we've got a time-honored tradition of including movie picks curated specifically by our Patreon Donors. And now, this week, here is that episode as per our traditions.

First up! Our man Paul's got a surprising Sybil Danning feature for us to feast on, 1984's The Panther Squad, which you might remember as being that one movie where Sybil Danning wears revealing leather clothing.

Next! Our man Travis is waging a battle against indifference, with the forgotten blockbuster The 13th Warrior from 1999! It stars Antonio Banderas and was directed by the guy who did Die Hard, so why has nobody heard of it?

Finally, who could forget our man Luke's legendary suggestion that we finally review 2015's Hardcore Henry? Not us, or we surely wouldn't have reviewed it. It's that first-person movie from the Russian director where all the policemen get shotgunned. You gotta see it!

All this plus witty banter between tough dudes, Coors references, a plethora of Kevin-related celebrations (in audio drop format), Ghoul Summer t-shirts, JFD poop styles, JFD jerk styles, all your Munsters updates, extended Bobcat chattings, our weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, an assumed lack of overt police involvement, half-wet sneezes, super-mega belches, armpit farts, the untold benefits of podcasting, fully-brominated vegetable gleeks and a whole lot more!

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Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now!

Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We see you and we see your love and support.

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JFD378: An Eye for an Eye, Cyborg, Cartels

August 24, 2017, 6:52 pm

≫ Next: September movie schedule!

≪ Previous: JFD377: The Panther Squad, The 13th Warrior, Hardcore Henry

Shock and Awe-gust explodes with another week of action flicks, this week we are joined by Garon Cockrell of the Never Not Funny podcast and PopCultureBeast.com as we examine three films starring giants of the action world.

Up first, Chuck Norris plays a San Francisco cop who goes rogue after his partner is murdered. After teaming up with his slain partner's wife (Rosalind Chao) and her kung fu expert father (Mako), Norris goes up against an evil drug ring including Christopher Lee and Professor Tanaka while trying not to get hassled by his former boss Richard Roundtree in An Eye For An Eyefrom 1981.

Then, Jean-Claude Van Damme plays a mercenary in the post-apocalyptic wasteland of the future trying to hunt down a female robot who has information that could help cure the plague that has decimated the world. Unfortunately a gang of cyberpunks are out to stop him in the Cannon Films release Cyborg from 1989.

And finally, an older, heavier Steven Seagal plays a DEA agent trying to get to the bottom of what happened during the transport of a captured international drug kingpin in Cartels (AKA Killing Salazar) from 2016.

All this plus witty banter between tough dudes, eclipse talk, GWAR chat with Travis, more Sean Max Max revelations, sad Nerd News, MoviePass chat, Ghoul Summer t-shirts, poll results for our 1,100th movie, our weekly Blu-ray Picks, an assumed lack of overt police involvement and a whole lot more!

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Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now!

Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebookand Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We see you and we see your love and support.

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September movie schedule!

August 29, 2017, 4:42 pm

≫ Next: JFD379: L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach (audio commentary)

≪ Previous: JFD378: An Eye for an Eye, Cyborg, Cartels

You motherfuckers aren't even going to believe this month's movies!

As always, go to our Patreon to donate and become one of our pals who picks movies for us monthly!

JFD380 Fish Monster theme show

It's Alive! (1969)
Octaman (1971)
Zaat (1971)

JFD381

Valley of the Giants (1965)
Blood Games (1990)
The Real Cancun (2003)

JFD382: Monster Moms w/ guest Matthew Sweetman

My Stepmother is an Alien (1988)
My Mom's a Werewolf (1989)
Stepmonster (1993)

JFD383: $10 Patreon Pal Picks

Lady in a Cage (1964) (picked by Paul M)
Midnight Cowboy (1969) (picked by Elise)
Cemetery Man (1994) (Picked by Brandon S)

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JFD379: L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach (audio commentary)

August 31, 2017, 11:29 pm

≫ Next: JFD380: It's Alive, Octaman, Zaat

≪ Previous: September movie schedule!

It's our 1,100th movie ever reviewed on Junk Food Dinner!

And you know what that means: It's audio commentary time! This isn't our normal episode, so if you're new, go try out a different episode. This one is meant to be cued up with the Andy Sidaris film, "LETHAL Ladies: Return to Savage Beach."

So, cue up, tune in and drop out, dudes. We're smoking heavy doobies.

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Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now!

Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebookand Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We see you and we see your love and support.

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JFD380: It's Alive, Octaman, Zaat

September 7, 2017, 2:46 am

≫ Next: JFD381: Village of the Giants, Blood Games, The Real Cancun

≪ Previous: JFD379: L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach (audio commentary)

Crawl on up outta the water, creeps! It's our slimy Monster Fish Men theme show! This week we're delivering you the soggiest trio of underwater jams this side of the black lagoon!

First up! Our man Larry Buchanan manages to lure greenlisted teen idol Tommy Kirk into a prehistoric cave of mystery and mayhem in 1969's It's Alive! It's a fish-man movie, not the Larry Cohen baby flick, trust us.

Next! Is it man? Is it fish? Is it octopus? Nah, it's 1971's Octaman, and it's really something else. He's the eight-legged dude that's gonna make ya say "Oh shit, it's Octaman!"

Finally, the Monster Fish Man film that spawned it all, 1971's Zaat. And what exactly has it spawned? The only way to know for sure is to listen to us chat about it.

All this plus witty banter between slimy dudes, the unexpected return of Norman Bates Junior, another bunch of crybaby clowns in the public sphere, racist cartoon lawsuits, the invention of Nice-Skates (tm) and the Sad Saga of Grampa Larry, a shout-out to the interns in the digital animation department of Disney Junior, our weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, an assumed lack of overt police involvement, half-wet sneezes, super-mega belches, armpit farts, the untold benefits of podcasting, fully-brominated vegetable gleeks and a whole lot more!

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Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now!

Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'd loosely chain ourselves to weird underwater machinery for your love and support.

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JFD381: Village of the Giants, Blood Games, The Real Cancun

September 14, 2017, 6:01 pm

≫ Next: JFD382: My Stepmother is an Alien / My Mom's a Werewolf / Stepmonster

≪ Previous: JFD380: It's Alive, Octaman, Zaat

Break out your bikinis because JFD is closing out summer with a killer party featuring giant juvenile delinquents, baseball babes and drunk co-eds. Plus, we're joined by O.G. JFD host Mark Freado to enhance the festivities.

Up first, a group of rowdy teens (including a young Beau Bridges) get ahold of a magic goo that little Ronny Howard makes in his science lab that turns living creatures super sized. When they eat the goo they turn into humongous party animals that just want to dance in Bert I. Gordon's Village of the Giants from 1965.

Then, a traveling female baseball team runs a-foul (get it?) of a gang of hillbillies in the back woods of the South. After the ladies beat the hicks in baseball and take their money, the good ol' boys try to get revenge in some grisly ways, but these baseball babes fight back in Blood Games from 1990.

And finally, the people that brought you The Real World try to bring that reality charm to the big screen by making a pseudo-documentary about a group of college kids getting drunk and hooking up in Mexico in The Real Cancun from 2003.

All this plus witty banter between friends, what Freado's been up to, bitchin' about It, tips for theaters and studios on how not to suck, Twitter fights with The New York Times, our world famous weekly Nerd News and Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, and a whole lot more!

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JFD382: My Stepmother is an Alien / My Mom's a Werewolf / Stepmonster

September 21, 2017, 6:47 pm

≫ Next: Schlocktober movie schedule

≪ Previous: JFD381: Village of the Giants, Blood Games, The Real Cancun

We're back with a supernatural mom theme show and this week, we got the Sweetman with us LIVE in the studio, filling in for Sean Byron!

First, Kim Basinger comes to Earth to seduce Dan Aykroyd and learn his science secrets in "My Stepmother is an Alien."

Next, John Saxon bites a mom's feet, turning her into a lycanthrope in "My Mom's a Werewolf."

Finally, a creature captures a mom and steals her husband in "Stepmonster," starring Corey Feldman!

All this plus Nerd News! Sad Nerd News, DVDs, Getting to know Sweetman, Halloween Chat and 100 other things!

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Schlocktober movie schedule

September 26, 2017, 2:49 pm

≫ Next: JFD383: Lady in a Cage, Midnight Cowboy, Cemetery Man

≪ Previous: JFD382: My Stepmother is an Alien / My Mom's a Werewolf / Stepmonster

It's Schlocktober time, ghosts and ghouls! And do we have a spooky month planned for you!

As always, check us out on Patreon to kick us a few pennies and get our monthly bonus episode (which is very spooky this month) or to pick our movies in the future.

JFD384: Psycho Week w/ guest Jackson Stewart

Psycho (1960)
Psycho II (1983)
Psycho III (1986)

JFD385: Omen Week

The Omen (1976)
Damien: The Omen II (1978)
Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981)

JFD386: Exorcist Week w/ guest Mark Freado

The Exorcist (1973)
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
The Exorcist III (1990)

JFD387: Stephen King Randomizer 2

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JFD388: $10 Patreon Pal Picks

The Manitou (1978) (picked by Paul M)
Strange Invaders (1983) (picked by Chuck)
Death Note (2017) (Picked by Kessa)

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JFD383: Lady in a Cage, Midnight Cowboy, Cemetery Man

September 28, 2017, 8:35 am

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Crawl on up outta the water, creepy Patreon pals! It's our slimy Dom Deluise patreon donors show! This week we're delivering you three reviews of wild cult flicks chosen exclusively by our $10 a month donors! If you don't know about that jazz yet be sure to check out our world-famous Patreon Page. It'll be the one good thing you can feel good about this year.

First up! Our man Paul M's got an unexpectly rough sixties flick to send our way. It's the proto-home-invasion thriller Lady in a Cage from 1964, starring Olivia de Havilland and a young James Caan. When a rich, lonesome housewife is stuck in her in-home elevator system, all bets are off and just about any drunk dude could show up to steal her wine. Look out for creepy facemasks!

Next! It's 1969's coming-to-the-city, coming-of-age, coming-in-a-movie-theater-seat classic Midnight Cowboy, and it's really wild we haven't covered this one yet. Jon Voight plays a male gigolo cowboy, guided through the mean streets of New York by Dustin Hoffman. You know, something we can all relate to. Thanks to Elise for picking this classic!

Finally, there aren't any monster fishmen to be found in 1994's Cemetery Man, although that might be the only creepy plot device not to surface in this weirdo flick. Michele Soavi's surreal graveyard-set Italian horror flick blends several surprise elements into a single spookshow - including floating severed heads! And if you don't like it, well, it's all listener Brandon's fault!

All this plus witty banter between reunited podcats, reaching out to that ASMR community, Matthew Sweetman shampoos our hair, Sean Byron or Sean Bronson?, our main man in Austin Ricky, Sloppy Seconds Chat (a new segment), Unspiking television networks, how in the world did we all accept that Manswers was a real TV show?, just how gross are the creeps in the cult film community?, Parker's ever-increasing maturity level, the secret history of Punchliners, our weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, the unfortunate specter of police involvement, all-wet sneezes, super-mega belches, sideways armpit farts, the retold benefits of podcasting, unbrominated vegetable gleeks and a whole lot more!

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