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Junk Food Dinner is a weekly podcast devoted to cult films, sci-fi, horror movies and everything weird and wild about the cinematic art form. Your three hilarious and good-looking hosts each pick a movie and then argue about why we did or did not like them.
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    Hey, Junkies! It's almost that time again! Choose our next audio commentary episode to celebrate the fact that we've watched 1200 bad movies!

    JFD's 1200th movie/next audio commentary
     
    pollcode.com free polls
    JFD's 1200th movie/next audio commentary

    In the past, you guys picked Howard the Duck (JFD35), C.H.U.D. (JFD69), The Warriors (JFD103), Transformers: The Movie (JFD137), Escape From New York (JFD172), Spring Break (JFD 206) and Ice Cream Man (JFD240) Judgment Night (JFD274), Double Agent 73 (JFD311), The Neverending Story (JFD345) and L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach (JFD379)





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    Ape-ril continues with three movies about monkeys with jobs!

    First, a man tries to resolve a labor dispute with chimps in Disney's "Monkeys, go Home" from 1967.

    Next, a chimp joins a hockey team and befriends a deaf girl in 2000's "MVP: Most Valuable Primate," a film made by the same director as "Spymate."

    Finally, a hip gorilla gets a job breaking things on a local TV show in 2017's "Sylvio."

    All this, plus our Brother Freado, Does Kevin make an appearance?, Parker's three rules, a drop finally pays off, no voicemails, DVDs, Nerd News, Sean Fights A Guy: Part 8 and so much more!


    Direct Donloyd

    Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your hot takes on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us Wayne sucks? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now!

    Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'd lose the usage of our opposable thumbs without your love and support.


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    Grab your bananas, chimps! Ape-ril rolls right along as we take a look a three very different monkey movies!

    Up first,  the creative team behind King Kong, Ernest B. Schoedsack and Merian C. Cooper re-team with stop-motion Kong master Willis H. O'Brien and his young protege Ray Harryhausen to bring another giant ape story to life in Mighty Joe Young from 1949.

    Next, we take a look at a very strange French movie about a dude who finds out his wife is having an affair with a chimpanzee and then invites said chimp to live with his family in Nagisa Ôshima's 1986 comedy(?) Max mon amour.

    And finally, schlockmiester Fred Olen Ray directs this silly kids movie about a kid (the oldest brother from Malcolm in the Middle) who finds a gorilla that has escaped from a sleazy circus promoter (wrestling's Terry Funk) in the 1998 straight-to-video Mom, Can I Keep Her?

    All this plus in-show controversies, Cinema Wasteland and Monsterpalooza recaps, Sean vows never to see Ready Player One, Kevin vows to never see another Bill Z. Bubb movie, Netflix theatrical drama, Perfect Strangers lies and so much more!

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    Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line atJFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).


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  • 04/22/18--14:24: JFD's May Schedule!
  • It's gonna be May!

    LOL jk jk. Like that N*Sync meme? Get it?

    JFD413: 1,200th Movie/Audio Commentary

    • ??? (??)
    JFD414:
    • Band of the Hand (1986)
    • Faust (1994)
    • ??? (??)
    JFD415: Patreon Picks
    • Transylvania 6-5000 (1985) (Picked by Mickey)
    • Alice (1988) (Picked by Evan)
    • Happiness (1998) )Picked by Joseph)
    JFD416: mAIDS w/ guest Joe Rubin of Vinegar Syndrome
    • City in Panic (1985)
    • Buddies (1986)
    • L.A. AIDS Jabber (1994)
    JFD417:
    • Alphaville (1965)
    • Conspirators of Pleasure (1996)
    • Animal Instincts (1992)

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    Oh, crap. APE-Ril is all over. Sorry about that. Please enjoy this final APE-ril episode as a consolation. It has lots of monkeys.

    First up: what is a Monsters Crash the Pajama Party, and what does it mean? And why are we watching it? All of this is answered within. From 1965.

    Next! What movie features a massive gorilla dancing like a doofus to the soothing sensations of stock cinema clips? Why only 1976's A*P*E*, aka King Kong's Great Counterattack; aka The New King Kong; aka a whole host of legally-challenge movie titles and then later Attack Of The Giant Horny Gorilla. It's a South Korean cash-grab released just before the official 76 King Kong remake, and it's sure got a lot of creative reuse of footage!

    Finally! Liz Shue risks getting a mean a mandible claw as she fights off at least one chimp (that's actually an orangutang) while trying to save at least one other chimp (that might actually be evil). It's a confusing movie, that's for sure. It's also for sure called Link, from 1986. Watch this one with a monkey you care about.

    All this plus maniacs who dress nicely, witty banter between pals, Cheers Chats, a caller tests the limits of Kevin's search box adventurousness, spooky urban legends, a spooky call from Wayne, vintage Ohio party chats, our weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, greasy coughs, mega-belches, no rides offered (or taken), minor-key nose whistling, fervent glances, freshly-squeezed gleekspit, fake-bat eyelashes and a whole lot more!


    Direct Donloyd Here

    Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your hot takes on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us Wayne sucks? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now!

    Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'd never find the courage to shove Wayne without your love and support.

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    Here it is, Junkies! An audio commentary for our 1200th movie, as voted on by you! Psycho Cop Returns, directed by Adam Rifkin and starring Julie Strain!

    Direct Donloyd We'll be back next week with a normal episode, but this week, just sit back and watch a movie with your junk fodd diner boys.


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    This week on Junk Food Dinner, we get dirty with Satan in Miami with three very different movies. 

    Up first, a group of juvenile delinquents, after getting busted, are sent to the Florida Everglades to learn to survive and work together and the take those skills back to Miami to clean up the streets in Band of the Hand from 1986.

    Then, Jan Svankmajer adds his twisted blend of stop motion and live action to the classic Faust story in this 1994 arty surrealist hallucination.

    And finally, Norm MacDonald and Artie Lange play two losers who open a revenge-for-hire business in an attempt to raise money for their dying father (Jack Warden) in Dirty Work from 1998 directed by Bob Saget.

    All this plus Flesh Gordon t-shirts, fast food history, Movie Pass gripes, movie tie-in collectible glasses, TJ Miller being weird and so much more!

    LISTEN NOW:


    MP3 Direct Donloyd

    Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line atJFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).


     


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    Gadzooks! It's an insane trio of creepy/weird/silly/horrifying films this week, as picked by our very own Patreon Pals! Listen along this week as we are driven very nearly to the edge of sanity by the demands of our beloved Dom Deluise Dudes.

    First up: we review that cult-classic Transylvania-themed horror/comedy with the fun song and the big boobs. No, not that one. It's Transylvania 6-5000 from (1985), and somehow Kevin Moss ain't never seen it before! Shouts-out to listener Mickey for picking it!

    Next! The SVANK-MAY-ER vertical theme continues across the month with our review of his first feature-length film, his 1988 adaptation of the classic Lewis Carroll tale Alice. It's like that classic wonderland tale, except everything you know and love has been replaced with rotting dead animal corpses and screaming baby dolls. You'll like it? Thanks, Evan.

    Finally! Parker Bowman confronts a hellish runtime, Sean Byron confronts hellish black comedy, and Kevin Moss confronts a hellishly short film role for Jon Lovitz in indie darling Todd Solondz's 1998 transgressive dramedy Happiness as per Joseph's wishes. Will they ever be the same?

    All this plus some real creep shit, witty banter between pals, the unheralded return of Shelby the Cobra, extremely extensive Wild Wild Country chats, Parker's memories of partying with dinosaurs and Jenny Lewis, checking checkboxes, a harrowing review of Super Troopers, Parker Bowman is a complicated man of two minds about a film, Skype Boobs, weird looking rooms, the edge of a podcasting axe, our weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, slime-filled coughs, uber-belches, no rides offered (or taken), minor-key nose whistling, semi-fervent glances, freshly-squeezed gleekspit, genuine fake-bat eyelashes and a whole lot more!


    Direct Donloyd Here

    Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your hot takes on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us Wayne sucks? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now!

    Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'd never find the courage to shove Wayne without your love and support.

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  • 05/23/18--11:03: June Movie Schedule!
  • June is almost here, Junkies!! Or should I say ... Junekies? No, I guess I shouldn't!

    Anyway, if you like this schedule, help us to buy weed for the 420th episode by donating to the Patreon.

    JFD418

    • Blue Money (1985)
    • ??? (??)
    • ??? (??)
    JFD419: Patreon Picks
    • Police Story (1985) (Picked by Kevin E.)
    • Sonantine (1993) (Picked by Sara)
    • GetEven (aka Road to Revenge) (1993) (Picked by Paul C.)
    JFD420: 4/20!!
    • Up in Smoke (1978)
    • Mallrats (1995)
    • Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
    JFD21: The Weird West
    • The Terror of Tiny Town (1938)
    • The Fastest Guitar Alive (1967)
    • Oblivion (1994)

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    We're back with Joe Rubin of Vinegar Syndrome for three films about AIDS. Because why not?

    First, two gay men forge a relationship while one of them slowly dies in "Buddies" (1985).

    Next, a talk radio host is tasked with helping police find a slasher who is killing gay men in "City in Panic" (1987).

    Finally, when a guy finds out he has AIDS, he starts infecting everyone in "LA AIDS Jabber."

    All this plus Nerds News, DVDs, no Voicemails, Vinegar Syndrome news, someone gets banned from the show, funny drops and so much more!

    Donloyd Here.


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    This week things get spicy as we explore the existential, the erotic and the down-right weird, with three very different movies.

    Up first, Jean-Luc Godard explores a futuristic society where computers have taken over and emotions are outlawed in the black & white sci-fi noir flick Alphaville from 1965.

    Then, Shannon Whirry plays a wife neglected by her cop husband (Maxwell Caulfield) until they discover the erotic world of cuckoldry and voyeurism in the 1992 softcore Cinemax staple Animal Instincts from 1992 directed by Gregory Dark.

    And finally, we close out Svank-May-er with the truly bizarre Conspirators of Pleasure from 1996. This dialogue-less Czech film explores the weird sexual kinks of a group of loners who will do just about anything to get off.

    All this plus old people not being able to handle their weed, onion-flavored cotton candy, slasher movies where the killer quacks like a duck, Solo chat, puppet lawsuits and so much more!

    LISTEN NOW:

    MP3 Direct Donloyd

    Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line atJFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).

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    We could all pretend like a written introduction for this fine edition of Junk Food Dinner (guest-starring Justin of the Companeros Podcast) would suffice, or even provide a glimmer of insight into the contents therein. In reality, though, we all know that this kind of podcasting can't be described in a million words. But I guess we can at least tell you about the movies we've watched this week.

    Firstly! Take one lovable character actor with a perplexing musical career, throw in a bad Irish accent, a blow-up doll, and weird taxicab racism, and what do you get? A strange British TV movie found on the depths of the Internet. Seldom screened or shown state-side, see some super silly singing shit in 1985's Blue Money, starring Tim Curry!

    Secondly! We continue our exploration of the long and varied career of Abel Ferrara, as well as clear some space off Kevin Moss's borrowed VHS shelf, with 1987's China Girl! It's a classic Romeo and Juliet tale, transplanted to 80's NYC Chinatown and Little Italy, with a dash of sleaze and James Hong + David Caruso. But can Kevin Moss get past his known anti-Caruso bias?

    Thirdly! We get caught in the Venus Flytrap, also from 1987! This is some real weird and wild shot-on-video shit, and you should probably just buy it and watch it without even hearing the plot. Can it rival Blood Lake in terms of memorable jetski sequences? (no, it has none)

    All this plus some real wet stuff, witty banter between pals, pastrami on the back end, convenient loincloths, long-lasting hugging controversies, a suspicously-sourced attack on our heteronormality, the British football hooligan movie roundup, houseplant restraint, the violator gets randy, kevin's a good girl now, a love/hate relationship with total garbage, regional charms, shoulder-based sweater orientation, our weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, slime-filled farts, uber-belches, no rides offered (or taken), minor-key nose whistling, semi-fervent glances, freshly-squeezed fingernails, genuine fake-bat eyelashes and a whole lot more!


    Direct Donloyd Here

    Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your hot takes on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us Wayne sucks? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now!

    Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'd still encourage you to shove Wayne without your love and support, but it wouldn't be the same.

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    We got three movies picked by Patreon buddies this week!

    First, Jackie Chan directs and stars as a tough cop up against mall-dwelling bad guys in "Police Story" from 1985.

    Next, Yakuza guys hit the beach in 1993's "Sonantine."

    Finally, a former cop fights Satanists in "GetEven (aka Road to Revenge)" from 1993.

    All this, plus we get sued, other options, Wayne calls in, DVDs, Nerd News, Michael Myers, sand and how it gets everywhere, complete story arcs and so much more!

    Donloyd Here

    Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your hot takes on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us Wayne sucks? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now!

    Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'd still encourage you to shove Wayne without your love and support, but it wouldn't be the same.


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  • 06/21/18--07:10: Y'All Got Kevin?

  • To be honest, it's a question we're still asking ourselves daily:



    Click the t-shirt to find out more.

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    It's our 420th episode, so you know we were obligated to do a stoner-themed episode, right? So. this week we travel back to our HIGH school daze and revisit some of the flicks we watched while blazin' out in our parents' basements.

    Up first, we take a trip with Cheech and Chong in one of the first stoner comedies ever Up in Smoke from 1978. Lou Adler (Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains) directs this pot themed romp about two dudes traveling around in a van made of weed.

    Next, Kevin Smith follows up his critically acclaimed debut Clerks with another (albeit higher budget) comedy about slacker dudes struggling to understand the opposite sex in Mallrats from 1995 starring Jason Lee, Shannon Doherty, Jeremy London and Michael Rooker.

    And finally, Johnny Depp plays Hunter S. Thompson taking a *trip* to Sin City with his attorney Dr. Gonzo played by Benicio Del Toro in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Terry Gilliam directs this psychedelic adaptation of Thompson's novel with a bold visual flare and far too many cameos to list here.

    All this plus dad chat, favorite stoner characters, the drive-in celebrates 85 years, Tales from the Hood part 2 chat, high school memories and so much more!

    LISTEN NOW:

    MP3 Direct Donloyd

    Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line atJFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).


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  • 06/24/18--15:34: JFD's July Movie Schedule
  • JFD is doing its part to make movies great again in July!

    Here's the fuckin' movie schedule, weirdos!

    JFD422: The Purge Week

    • The Purge (2013)
    • The Purge: Anarchy (2014)
    • The Purge: Election Year (2016)
    JFD423
    • Blow Up (1966)
    • Blue Vengeance (1989)
    • American Angels: Baptism of Blood (1989)
    JFD424
    • World's Greatest Sinner (1962)
    • Hannie Caulder (1971)
    • ??? (??)
    JFD425: Patreon Picks
    • Serial Mom (1994) (picked by Chris B)
    • City of Lost Children (1995)
    • Strangeland (1998) (picked by Zach M)
    JFD426: w/ Frisbie
    • House 2: The Second Story (1987)
    • Dangerous Men (2005)
    • ??? (??)

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    Once upon a time, the West was Weird. And we were there. This podcast's proof!

    Firstly! Oh no, are things already stopping this low? We review the all-midget, all-musical cowboy fiasco The Terror of Tiny Town, from 1938. Results are about what you'd expect.

    Secondly! It's a weird day when Roy Orbison decides to star as a confederate bank robber with a guitar that transforms into a gun. And that day is the day they made The Fastest Guitar Alive from 1967. And we have it on good authority it was just that single day.

    Thirdly! We get caught in the Oblivion fever currently sweeping the nation, or something. You know, that 1994 Full Moon movie with the sick cast of weirdos. It's got a lizard man in the desert, what more do you want?

    All this plus some real wet stuff, witty banter between pals, summertime fun, the Tommy Wiseau update, videotapes without covers, impending Vinegar Syndrome restoration speculations, a rousingly on-topic round of listener Junk Mail including the triumphant return of Kyle from Kentucky, a case of the Skypiness, twice the amount of news-segment based controversies than other podcasts provide, some real Svankmajer moments, Kevin's waning attention span, weird beards & weirder wolves, our weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, varying bodysounds, no rides offered (or taken), off-mic nose whistling, genuine wonderment, a hidden snake and a whole lot more!


    Direct Donloyd Here

    Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!

    Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We're gonna escape this cloud with your love and support. Also, check out these weird new shirts!

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    It's time to purge, Junkies! For the next 12 hours, all donloyding will be legal!

    First, James DeMonaco's original film about a dystopian future that has instated a holiday where all crime is legal for one night. Can Ethan Hawke and his family survive in "The Purge" (2013)?

    Then, in "The Purge: Anarchy," Frank Grillo ("Captain America: Winter Soldier") attempts to get revenge on Purge night, but ends up saving a bunch of lost losers on the way.

    Finally, Grillo, now a body guard for a politician, must protect her during Purge night so that she can end the holiday once and for all in "The Purge: Election Year."

    All this, plus chit chat, nerds news, dvds, big news about Frisbie, Frisbie calls in, voicemails, The Great Twilight Zone Scandal of 2018, Sean's nude firefighting, LeBron James and so much more!


    Donloyd Here

    Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!

    Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We're gonna escape this cloud with your love and support. Also, check out these weird new shirts!


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    Break out your vintage camera, your old heavy metal records and your female wrestling tapes because this episode of JFD really has something for everyone!

    Up first, Michelangelo Antonioni directs his first English-language flick about a photographer in swinging 60's London (played by David Hemmings) who captures, what appears to be a murder, while taking pictures in the park in Blow-Up from 1966.

    Next, a cop teams up with a punk rock photographer to track down an escaped mental patient who's going around New York City killing members of his favorite heavy metal band when they fail to join him in his Satanic pact in Blue Vengeance from 1989.

    And finally, a stripper turns pro-wrestler in the 1989 flick American Angels: Baptism of Blood. This movie is filled with female wrestling, midgets and long butts and is from the husband/wife directing team that brought us Gatorbait and Rocktober Blood.

    All this plus DisneyLand chat, Netflix nostalgia, Nic Refn's latest vanity project, Y'all Got Species calls and so much more!

    LISTEN NOW:


    Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line atJFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).




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    This week, podcast impresario Parker Bowman has taken residency in New Vegas, leaving Kevin and Sean to fend for themselves. Not to fear, however, as they are joined by fabulous first-timer Chris Karnes, of JFD theme song fame! Donloyd now to hear our burning hot takes on three bizarre flicks!

    Firstly! If you've never sinned before, you might not be ready for The World's Greatest Sinner, from 1962. It's a film starring Timothy Carey, the meanest creature you ever seen. He's rotten to the core - honey, he's no beginner. He's the world's greatest sinner.

    Secondly! She was a fine girl, and she could get down with the get down (all the way down), but there's no chance Hannie Caulder from 1971 is gonna do yer laundry! She's a tough old-west broad who'll cut up any wild bunch of guys, even if said bunch is composed at least partially of Ernest Borgnine's bare chest. Raquel Welch stars in this rape-revenge cowgirl flick from the director of Suburban Commando.

    Thirdly! Wages of Fear from 1953; the bold & intelligent masters of the road with their secret language, and their giant over-sized mechanical trans-continental hobby horse. This black & white French grampa flick is actually a color-flashing, thunder-crashing, dynamite machine.

    All this plus some Joe Bob Briggs Marathon Updates, unexpected twists & turns, Wright State Mysteries at Hangar 13, we talk about that party with a hole in the wall again, the real Last Blockbuster Video, unapologetic Kevin, Whoopi for Prez, Sean calls a movie "a piece", Ernest Borgnine's theoretical nipples, our weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, varying bodysounds, no rides offered (or taken), off-mic nose whistling, imitation wonderment, muppet baby snakes and a whole lot more!


    Direct Donloyd Here

    Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!

    Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We're gonna internally map this cloud with your love and support. Also, check out these weird new shirts!

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    It's that time of year again! The most horrible time. Ghoul Summer!! (And also two weeks that are slightly less ghoulish.)

    JFD427: Beach Party Week

    • Ghost in the Invisible Bikini (1966)
    • Cheerleaders Beach Party (1978)
    • Beach Party (2015)
    JFD428: Patreon Week
    • Alabama's Ghost (1973) (picked by Justin)
    • Giant Spider Invasion (1975) (picked by Josh and Kevin)
    • Kids (1995) (picked by Kessa)
    JFD429: Ghoul Summer
    • Breaking Points (1975)
    • Shogun's Sadism (1976)
    • Threads (1984)
    JFD430: Ghoul Summer
    w/ guest Derrick from All the Gimmicks/ Astro Radio Z
    • Africa: Blood and Guts (1966)
    • The Strange Thing About the Johnsons (2011)
    • Found (2012)


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    We're back with a round of movies picked by our Patreons.

    First, a suburban mother goes on a killing spree in John Waters' "Serial Mom." This 1994 movie features all your favorite dudes: Mink Stole, Matthew Lillard, Traci Lords, Kathleen Turner and the kid from Chucky 3.

    Next, a fantasy adventure about French steampunk clones in 1995's "City of Lost Children" starring Ron Perlman.

    Finally, a serial killer pierces his cyber friends in "Strangeland" from 1998.

    All this, plus DVDs, Nerd News, New Vegas Chat, On the set of the new Tarantino movie and so much more!


    Donloyd Here

    Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!

    Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We're gonna internally map this cloud with your love and support. Also, check out these weird new shirts!


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    Kevin's out this week so we're joined by Parker's Pool Party Radio cohort Jason Frisbie in New York and Jason's friend Cotton from Little Rock.

    Up first, the second film in the House franchise takes a decidedly different turn with new characters and a new house but things get even weirder as Jesse (Arye Gross) and his girlfriend Kate (Lar Park Lincoln) move into a house haunted by several strange ghost, including some of Jesse's deceased relatives in House II: The Second Story from 1986.

    Then, Iranian architect-turned-low budget fimmaker Jahangir Salehi Yeganehrad (under the pseudonym John S. Rad) brings us Dangerous Men, a movie that began filming in 1985 but never saw a large release until 30 years later in 2015 when Drafthouse films brought this crazy flick about a woman who goes on a revenge-fueled killing spree after her boyfriend is murdered to a wide audience.

    Finally, one of the most notorious "Bruceploitation" films The Dragon Lives Again from 197, in which Bruce Lee (played unconvincingly by Siu-Lung Leung) returns from the grave and teams up with The One-Armed Swordsman, Kain from Kung-Fu and Popeye the Sailor Man to fight Zatoichi (the blind swordsman), James Bond, The Godfather, Clint Eastwood, The Exorcist, Emmanuelle and Dracula!

    All this plus updates on Freado's text messages, Mission Impossible impressions, H.P. Lovecraft streaming service ideas, Breen on Screen, your new favorite entry in the Buddies series and so much more!

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    It's Junk Food Dinner's Beach Party Bonanza this week, so break out the surfboards and meet us down by the old Frankie Avalon place for a never-ending evening filled big waves, big babes, and big fun. Embiggen your filmic horizons with another ramshackle selection of movies that may or may not even adhere to the prescribed theme! Hear the sounds of gentle Hawaiian guitars mixing in the ocean breeze! Be surprised by what some consider entertainment! It's an episode of JFD you'll never forget.

    And how better to celebrate a Beach Party week on the show than to sit down for a lengthy chat with Douglas Burke, director of SURFER (aka Surfer: Teen Confronts Fear)? Stick through our movie reviews to hear this life-affirming interview at the end of the episode, and then check out his website. There's nothing more fun in the summertime than supporting independent cinema.

    But first! It's 1966 and the Beach Party series of films is due for another entry, but the beaches are closed. What's a young Sam Arkoff and the boys at AIP to do?! Why, they've got it! They'll just film this here picture at the old abandoned house on the hill, the one which Mrs Cecily used to own? Yes, that'll do. They'll even get Basil Rathbone, Boris Karloff, Nancy Sinatra, and a whole host of others to join them for their completely beach-free but not at all insanity-free Ghost in the Invisible Bikini (from 1966)!

    Next up! We've got the beach! See the kids just getting out of school? They can't wait to hang out and be cool - hang around 'til quarter after twelve, at a Cheerleader's Beach Party (from 1978). Although it's debatable whether any beach-based partying actually occurs, what is very certain is that these 70's cheerleaders sure were up to some sexual hijinks. Written by seasoned porno & sex-comedy specialist Chuck Vincent.

    Finally! What's more enticing than a 59-minute Nigerian Beach Party film? Well, you'll just have to hear our review of Beach 24 (from 2015) to find out. Directed by, produced by and starring Emmanuel Emumahdu. Also starring Cha Cha Eke Fanni, JNR Pope, Prince Eke, Denrele Edun, Ik Ogbonna, Daniel Lloyd, Sharon Frances and Anna Ebele Patricks. WATCH IT YOURSELF NOW (for free on YouTube)!

    All this plus steel drums, tropical breezes, chattering seabirds, Hawaiian percussion, rolling waves, surf guitar, our weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, mild Skype noises, no rides offered (or taken), off-mic nose whistling, genuine wonderment, deadly sea serpents and a whole lot more!


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    Before you even listen to the show, go to Hide the Bodies and get the Ghoul Summer 2018 T-shirt!

    Now that you have the shirt, please enjoy this episode with three movies picked by our Patreons.

    First, a janitor gets magical magician powers and then runs afoul of vampires, nazis and robots in "Alabama's Ghost" from 1973.

    Next, huge arachnids attack Wisconsin and only The Skipper can save the the Cheese Heads in 1975's "Giant Spider Invasion."

    Finally, all these youngsters are pieces of shit in 1995's "Kids."


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  • 08/21/18--12:17: September movie schedule!
  • Hey, junkies! Here's our September schedule. Are you a bad enough dude to listen in?

    JFD431: Cool Summer

    • Party Camp (1987)
    • Beni the Hunted (1987)
    • Weekend at Bernie's 2 (1993)
    JFD432: Predator Week
    • Predator (1987)
    • Predator 2 (1990)
    • The Predator (2018)
    JFD433: Patreon Picks
    • Bone Tomahawk (2015) (picked by Luke)
    • Twister (1989) (picked by Justin)
    • The Lure (2015) (picked by John)

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    Well, it's that time of year again, creeps, lock yourself in the basement, sharpen your razor blades and turn off the lights because it's Ghoul Summer!

    And this week, since Kevin chickened out, we are joined by Derrick from the All The Gimmicks podcast!

    Up first we dig into the gruesome world of animal poaching, tribal rituals and imperialism with the mondo documentary film Africa: Blood and Guts from 1966.

    Then, we find out what happens when a young man loves his father... too much in the short film There's Something About The Johnsons from 2011.

    And finally, things get extra ghoulish when a young boy finds out his troubled brother is a serial killer in the low-budget horror flick Found from 2012.

    All this plus shameless shilling, Ghoul Summer t-shirt talk, ghoulish Nerd News, problematic points of view and so much more!

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    It's the final week of Ghoul Summer for this year, and maybe forever if Ghoul Summer heel Kevin Moss gets his way. But can even he stomach this week's trio of ghoulish flicks before making that kind of executive decision? Tune out for the thrilling conclusion to this arbitrary cliffhanger.

    Up first! It's another gritty and gross hardcore porno slash exploitation slash rape slash murder film from Sweden, directed by that dude who did Thriller: A Cruel Picture (aka They Call Her One Eye). That's what you've always wanted in a Ghoul Summer flick, right? Not to be confused with the Bo Svenson movie of the same name, it's Breaking Point (from 1975)! An outsourced pick from our pal Justin, will this wildcard play become a Ghoul Summer classic?

    Next up! It's Ted Turner's favorite British TV movie about a theoretical nuclear strike on Sheffield England, Threads (from 1984). It's completely ghoulish and nothing more or less. Not suggested by any Justins.

    Finally! It's the Ghoul Summer film some JFD hosts are calling "better than Beach 24" - of course, we're talking about the SOV serial killing obscurity Lunatic (from 1999 according to IMDB). It's got more low-budget breast augmentation than a Monday in Beverly Hills. And it was totally recommended by a Justin.

    All this plus allusions to out of state felonies, abrupt FaceTime refusals, intense couch-based labor pains, the Buffy Slot Machine report, yet again we produce another signature Fast Food Roundup, basement atmospheres, Cigarette News, the boundaries of Brody Stevens' the Triangle, a special Species report, Thriller-based digressions, our weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, mild Skype noises, some rides offered (and taken), genuine wonderment, friendly sea serpents and a whole lot more!


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    Ghoul Summer is over and we get to relax with a Cool Summer!

    First, a group of misfits (like Billy Jacoby and Jewel Shepard) head into the wilderness for the summer in "Party Camp" from 1987.

    Next, America's favorite dog is stranded on an island and has to protect a family of mountain lion kittens from bears, wolves, hunters and all types of shit in "Benji the Hunted" from 1987.

    Finally, everyone's favorite corpse returns and this time, he's treasure hunting thanks to a voodoo in spell in "Weekend at Bernie's 2" from 1993.

    All this plus Swedish emails, voicemails from nice people, voicemails from mean people, DVDs, the golden age of tv, pre-controversy Norm MacDonald chat and so much more!


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    It's the spoopiest time of year! Schlocktober!!

    The Ghoul Summer shirts are shipping out this week and, as always, if you like what you hear, go give a couple bucks at Patreon.

    JFD434: Poltergeist Week

    • Poltergeist (1982)
    • Poltergeist 2: The Other Side (1986)
    • Poltergeist 3 (1988)
    JFD435: Patreon Picks
    • The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971) (picked by Elise)
    • Ghost Watch (1992) (picked by Steve)
    • Event Horizon (1997) (picked by Paul)
    JFD436: Fright Night Week (w/ guest Jackson Stewart)
    • Fright Night (1985)
    • Fright Night 2 (1988)
    • Fright Night (2011)
    JFD437: Frankensteins R So Sick Week
    • Frankenstein (1931)
    • Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
    • Son of Frankenstein (1939)
    JFD438: Halloween Week
    • Jack-O (1995)
    • When Good Ghouls Go Bad (2001)
    • Halloween (2018)

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    This week we pay tribute to one ugly motherfucker. That's right it's Predator week here on JFD! We're diving into all things Predator, including Hollywood's latest attempt to make space dreadlocks cool.

    Up first, it's the video store classic that started it all. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Carl Weathers lead a team of elite badasses into the Central American jungle on a rescue/assassination mission, but get out-badassed by an alien who's only here to hunt humans in 1987's Predator.

    Then, the Predator returns (but Arnold doesn't) and this time he's out of the jungle and into the city in Predator 2 from 1990. Danny Glover plays a hard-boiled cop trying to bust cartoonish Colombian and Jamaican gangs but finds out he has bigger fish to fry when the Predator starts killing them first.

    And finally, Shane Black (who played Hawkins in the original Predator) directs the latest installment in the franchise with The Predator from 2018. In this one The Predators and their alien dogs come to Earth looking for autistic kids' DNA before global warming kills everyone. Seriously.

    All this plus witty banter between friends, Sean's experience trying to get a sneak peek at the new Halloween movie, Parker's future in butter sculpting, chord issues, stories about standing in lines, Nerd News, blu-rays and so much more.

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    We LOVE our Patreon donors, who keep this ramshackle little podcasting endeavor afloat week after hellish week. But how can we possibly love all of the movies they're making us review? Forgive us, listeners, if we get a little randy with your picks this week!

    Up first! It's not the tornado-based feature you're thinking. It's Twister - no, not that one. This patreon-picked feature stars Crispin Glover, Harry Dean Stanton, and a fairly young Dylan McDermott. It's about a family with some kind of issues or something!

    Next up! It's that weird Polish mermaid movie we've been chatting about for awhile, The Lure (from 2015). This weird, dark musical love story has got some shadows of ghoul summer peaking up from the shallows.

    Finally! It's the completely rad Bone Tomahawk, also from 2015! Everybody in the world loves this movie, and you will too, so come listen to us chat about it for a bit!


    All this plus weird dark things coming to your television, Harry Dean Stanton from The Avengers, Kevin falls in love with a nightclub, Sean gets mean with one of the Wilsons, chop-socky remix phases, our weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, mild Skype noises, no rides offered (and none taken), cathode ray tubes, funky beats and a whole lot more!


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  • 10/03/18--19:40: JFD434: Poltergeist 1-3
  • We're here!!

    The ninth annual Schlocktober begins this week, but this episode was built on an ancient burial ground!

    First, in an idyllic suburb, ghosts use the static between TV channels to talk to a young girl in Tobe Hooper's "Poltergeist."

    Next, the ghosts track down Carole Anne and her family and only vaguely racist depictions of Native Americans can save them in "Poltergeist 2: The Other Side."

    Finally, Carole Anne moves in with Nancy Allen in her Chicago skyrise, but still has ghost problems in Poltergeist 3.

    All this, plus ICP chat, clowns, DVDs, Nerd News, we find out who's a kid, Night of the Living Dead's birthday, Halloween wishes and so much more!


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    This week on JFD, it's the second week of Schlocktober and we're partying with three movies picked by our world class Patreon donors.

    Up first, Vincent Price plays a music and theology-loving mad man who is exacting revenge on a group of doctors who couldn't save his wife in 1971's The Abominable Dr. Phibes from AIP.

    Then, we watch a 1992 British television special called Ghostwatch where actual BBC presenters pretended to be investigating a haunted house on Halloween and managed to fool a good portion of the UK viewing audience in the process.

    And finally, Sam Neill and Laurence Fishburn lead a crew of space explorers on a mission to track down a lost space vessel. But when they find it, it turns out the ship is haunted and causes some crazy reactions from the crew in Event Horizon from 1997.

    All this plus witty banter between friends, difficulty pronouncing the word "abominable", Hell Fest chat, Travis from GWARcast calls in, JoBeth boners, Halloween sequel updates, Juggalo dropkicks, Nerd News, blu-rays and so much more.

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    Get ready to scream your head off, Junk Food Junkies, with your favorite trio of Vampire Next Door flicks ever crammed into a single franchise umbrella. It's our in-depth take on the world-renowned intellectual property licensing opportunity FRIGHT NIGHT (presented by DreamWorks Pictures). And to top it off, we're joined by none other than hatless Jackson Stewart, director of Beyond the Gates and known Fright Night aficionado!

    Up first! It's not the Ferrel-based feature you're thinking. It's the original videostore classic, 1985's Fright Night. Written and directed by Tom Holland, this classic tale of teenage vampire suburbia paranoia is one we're all excited to chat about.

    Next up! It's that weird 1988 sequel, Fright Night Part II that some folks inexplicably have a soft spot for. But will any of your JFD hosts and/or guests fall under that inexplicable mold? Tune in to find out. It's the only way.

    Finally! It's the completely newer and more recently released version of this classic film tale, 2011's Fright Night. I'll tell ya it stars Colin Farrell and a buncha other people but I'm too tired to write much more on the subject. It's a remake of the one you know and love, but with more CGI blood.


    All this plus all the jointed limbs you could want, semi-extended Candy Corn chats, we see you Fairborn Ohio, Kevin reveals his #1 Halloween candy go-to snack, Parker gets testy about listicles, yet another Valiant Comics reference, the scary implications of podcasting to a public audience of all ages (aka Kevin curses at children), jokes about the Disney corporation, distant rumblings of spooky concerts, a trip to the Magic Manor at Eastwind Mall, a classic Ragsdale defense, werewolf transformations by Rick "James" Baker, an unfair attack on the late Sir Christopher Lee, TCM Piracy Cruise lines, an unexplained resurgence in the popularization of the Shadmock theory, a passing reference to aspect ratios, our weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, mild Skype noises, rides offered (and taken), splunky beats and a whole lot more!


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    Schlocktober is in full effect and what better way to celebrate the holidays than with the patron saint of Halloween, Frankenstein, on his 200th birthday! Not only that, but we're joined by Shelby Cobras from Illogical Contraption to help kick off the festivities.

    Up first, we take a look at the original 1931 classic Frankenstein. Directed by James Whale and starring Boris Karloff as the iconic monster and Colin Clive as the mad doctor that creates him!

    Then, at the behest of the even madder Dr. Pretorius, Dr. Frankenstein assembles a wife for the monster, who has now learned to talk, in the 1935 sequel The Bride of Frankenstein.

    Finally, years after the events of the first two films, Dr. Frankenstein's son (Basil Rathbone), returns to his father's castle and finds Ygor (Bela Lugosi) and the monster waiting for him in Son of Frankenstein from 1939

    All this plus witty banter between friends, pumpkin carving tips, scared children in Half Moon Bay, LeBron James and Jason, who are the real monsters, fang count its, Nerd News, blu-rays and so much more.

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    It's Schlocktober's stunning climax with our Halloween show recorded LIVE! in front of a studio audience with special guest star Mark Freado!

    First, a wizard cobbles together footage from other unused Fred Olen Ray films (seemingly) to create a pumpkin-headed slasher in 1995's "Jack-O" starring Linnea Quigley, Brinke Stevens and Cameron Mitchell!

    Next, a goth kid curses a small Minnesota town, vowing to return after his death to destroy the town if they ever celebrate Halloween in the R.L. Stine-penned "When Good Ghouls Go Bad."

    Finally, Michael Myers returns to Haddonfield one final time (LOL!) in "Halloween" (2018).

    All this plus Haunted House chat, Spectacle Shriek Show chat, Dennis Gordon touched Kevin's boy, snoozing through Phantom, no DVDs, No Nerd News, No Voice Mails, but so much more!

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  • 11/02/18--16:57: Article 0
  • It's November and we got so many goddamn movies to watch with you!

    JFD439: HalloWEEN (Movies with Ween on the soundtrack)

    • It's Pat (1994)
    • Orgazmo (1997)
    • Ron, Ronnie, Run (2002)
    JFD440: Patreon Picks
    • Deadlier than the Male (1967) (picked by Matt M)
    • To Live and Die in LA (1985) (picked by Andreas)
    • Fudoh: The New Generation (1997) (picked by Steve M)
    JFD441: Yahoo Serious Week
    • Young Einstein (1988)
    • Reckless Kelly (1993)
    • Mr. Accident (2000)
    JFD442: 2018 Week
    • Slice (2018)
    • Puppet Master (2018)
    • ?? (2018)

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    With Halloween out of the way, your Junk Food Dinner boys are ready to celebrate Hallo-WEEN, a new experience in Ween-themed cinematic chats. So put down that crucial squeegie, pick up a slice of taylor ham, and get ready for an audiovisual trip down memory lane you'll never remember!

    Up first! It's a sketch. It's a movie. It's a person of indeterminite biological gender. It's Pat from 1994! This Saturday Night Live feature might be a true innovator in the field of SNL movies being awful. Can an uncredited script assist from a young Quentin Tarantino save things? We'll tell ya!

    Next up! If you've ever been a young Mormon man in Los Angeles getting accidentally mixed up in the porno business, then you'll know exactly just how true to life Matt Stone and Trey Parker's Orgazmo from 1999 is. And if you haven't yet, well, there's still time.

    Finally! It's a third movie with the band WEEN on the soundtrack (yes, that was our theme), and that movie is of course Run Ronnie Run from 2003. Shot years earlier, a troubled post production delayed this Mr Show movie until the world was just ready for another Joe Dirt adjacent comedy. But does it have the yuks?


    All this plus one of your trusty hosts is kicked in the dick with a terrible headcold, a collection of saltiness factors, a critical update on the view from the parking lot of the Tease & Please Strip Club, Kevin half-reviews Suspiria (2018), we call out Jake Fogelnest on his inappropriate behavior, low-key gripes about Jock Jams of yesteryear, things that are 'understandable', unknown callers tell us what kinda pornos they're watchin' in there, long-form evening adventures with a man called Travis, the long-awaited reviews of Del Taco and In N Out Burger provided by noted food eater Kevin Moss, Parker Bowman's continued reviews of the latest GWAR album, pixels for propaganda, why not enjoy a cartoon man peeing on a monkey?, our weekly news & Blu-ray Picks, Skype presents a phantom echo, all rides offered are in the past tense, weenie beats and a whole lot more!


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    Our 1,300th movie reviews on the show is fast approaching and, as is tradition, we'll be doing an audio commentary for it. We've whittled it down to these six and we just need you to take it from here!

    Next audio commentary?
     
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    We're back with another round of flicks chosen by our Patreons. And this time, Mark's with us, too!

    First, Dick Johnson stars in a James Bond rip off wherein he's tasked with finding sexy assassins in "Deadlier than the Male."

    Next, law enforcement agents are on the hunt for counterfeiter Willem Dafoe in William Friedkin's "To Live and Die in LA."

    Finally, schoolboy by day, yakuza boss by night in Takashi Miike's "Fudoh: The New Generation."

    All this, plus Rikishi Mike, ZebraMan Chat, Sean is going on Vacation, Who likes Venom? DVDs, Nerd News, Stan Lee Chat and like 4 other things!

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    Junk Food Dinner is here to help you celebrate Thanksgiving with three Australian turkeys, compliments of wacky Aussie phenomenon Yahoo Serious. And in order to properly contextualize the work of Mr. Serious, we are joined by actual Australian and long-time listener/caller Tom from Adelaide!

    Up first, we check out the film that put Yahoo Serious on the map and made him an international superstar, Young Einstein from 1988. In this intentionally fictional account of Albert Einstein's life, Serious plays him as a Tasmanian apple farmer who is trying to put bubbles into beer, invent surfing and create rock 'n roll.

    Next, in Yahoo's next flick, he again attempts to retell the story of an actual person, this time infamous Australian outlaw Ned Kelly, in a slapstick and cartoonish manner in Reckless Kelly from 1993.

    And finally, in his third and final film, Yahoo Serious plays an mishap-prone handy man who works at an egg factory and falls in love with an equally goofy girl in Mr. Accident from 2000.

    All this plus witty banter between friends, tales from the Outback, the new Leprechaun trailer, vape noises, Nerd News, blu-rays and so much more.

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  • 11/29/18--14:08: December Movie Calendar
  • It's Christmas, Junkies! Here's our roundup of the final movies of the year.

    JFD443: Patreon Picks

    • Krull (1983) (picked by Paul and Sara)
    • Gleaming the Cube (1983) (picked by X-Pac)
    • Withnail & I (1987) (picked by Expat Elise)
    JFD444: 2018 Week w/ guest Julianna Brudek
    • Hold the Dark (2018)
    • Gemini (2018)
    • Ruin Me (2018)
    JFD445: Xmas Week
    • Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys (2002)
    • Shelby, the Dog who Saves Christmas (2014)
    • All the Creatures were Stirring (2018)
    JFD446: Audio Commentary Week
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    With Sean still out of the country, your Junk Food Dinner boys have reached out to the newly crowned King of the Heartland, former movie-ghoul and long-time friend of the show Mike Dikk (of Virtual Pros podcast fame and more) to fill in. Together, we explore the brave new worlds presented by three films released in this very year of 2018.

    Up first! It's the movie every cult movie fan is talking about / disagreeing over: Mandy from 2018! We're all very aware of Mike McBeardo McPadden's takes on this surreal revenge fantasy thriller from Canadian director Panos Cosmatos (son of the dude who directed COBRA), but what about our takes? Can we possibly find anything to agree about in regards to this film, or even how much Nic Cage is too much Nic Cage? Donloyd and listen.

    Next up! If you've ever wanted to see Zazie Beetz star in a movie from director Austin Vesely, then 2018's Slice is the movie for you. It's the age old tale of Chance the Rapper and his pizza delivery homeboys getting wrapped up in a criminal mystery around town. We'll give you all of our opinions on this movie, free of charge, when you listen to our podcast.

    Finally! It's a third movie: Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich from 2018. One of the several Puppet Master movies released in recent years within a series of confusing timelines, alternate universes, and odd casting choices, will this one (the one with Tom Lennon) stand out above the pack of toy-based Charles Band productions? We know already and you'll find out soon.


    All this plus slow-purge jerk-offs, dangerous episodes, tributes to fallen comrades, off-mic coughs, knocks on doors, an interesting fidelity overall, caller corrections, faith-based healing, our weekly news & Blu-ray Picks, what even is a Skype?, no mention of ride-giving, snazzy beats and a whole lot more!


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    Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!

    Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll light a match off our own burning skull and then extinguish it with pee for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise!

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    Welcome back, Junkies! We subvert all the expectations this week by liking and/or disliking three movies chosen by the Patreons!

    First, a space prince meets up with a weird posse led by Liam Neeson to fight a space monster and get his space girlfriend back in "Krull."

    Then, Christian Slater uses his skateboarding techniques to catch his brother's killers in "Gleaming the Cube."

    Finally, a couple of British actors accidentally go on vacation but do drugs on purpose in "Withnail & I."

    All this plus Sweetman, Nerds News, DVDs, junk mail, Sean, No Japan stories and so much more!


    Donloyd Here

    Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!

    Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll light a match off our own burning skull and then extinguish it with pee for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise!


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    This week as Parker is off celebrating his birthday, Kevin and Sean are joined by Jules from the When it All Comes Down podcast to look at 3 films from this year.

    First, a wolf expert is hired to find a missing child in the Alaskan wilderness but find much more is afoot in the new straight-to-Netflix Jeremy Saulnier film Hold the Dark.

    Then, a personal assistant (Lola Kirke) to a Hollywood starlet (Zoë Kravitz) gets wrapped up in a bizzare murder mystery in Gemini.

    And finally, a group of horror fans go on a camping retreat meant to scare you, but things end up getting deadly for real in Shudder original Ruin Me.

    All this plus witty banter between friends, eggnog chat, a call from Justin, Nerd News, blu-rays and so much more.

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    Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line atJFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).

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    It's Christmas at the JFD offices, and somebody's spiked the eggnog. Our picks are getting mixed up and our signals are getting crossed. How'd we end up with this trio of TV movies, you ask? Get ready for a holiday-themed podcasting experience like none other!

    Up first! It's a classic undersung gem of holiday muppetry: Jim Henson's Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas from 1977! It's supposedly the tale of an otter and his poor single mother, but everybody knows it's really about that wild snake and his rock and roll band.

    Next up! It's 1986's A Smoky Mountain Christmas, which as you would expect is of course a made for TV movie starring Dolly Parton, Dan Hedeya, and Lee Majors. Oh, and it's got a Mountain Man (played by Lee Majors).

    Finally! It's a third movie: Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys, which does qualify as a movie technically, and did see the light of day in 2004. It's a non-canonical (surprise!) entrant into the series of puppet-based horror films. This time: it's Christmas. Also: they got the Feldman. And we gotta deal with it.


    All this plus A Classic X-mas Mixup, Sean watches movies nobody cares about, Parker watches movies everyone hates, Kevin watches Gremlins, an interesting amount of unidentified background noise, reasonable rates on calls to the North Pole, did anyone Freado a pick this year?, Little Nemo related memories, Parker sounds like he might have a cold (based on sneezes), a surprising amount of Brexit support, Parker is blocked by Edgar Wright on Twitter, the magic is still real for some of us, Kevin drops the phrase "technical muppetry" with little to no fanfare, a Smoky Mountain No-No, our weekly news & Blu-ray Picks, what even is a Skype?, no mention of ride-giving, holiday beats and a whole lot more!


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    Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!

    Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll wish you a Mountain-Magical Christmas for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise!

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    We're celebrating our 1,300th movie reviewed on the show with an audio commentary voted on by the Junkies!

    We're doing Tourist Trap from 1979! David Schmoeller directs this tale of wild teenagers stuck in rural Texas ... or California? Or maybe Arkansas? ... at a tourist trap full of creepy mannequins and even creepier Civil War stuff!

    Cue up your copy of the film and watch the movie along with us! Count the Puppet Master references by taking shots!


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    All this plus Junk Mails and nothing else! It's an audio commentary! Just watch the movie with us or this might be boring and weird!


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    We may live in even more horrible times, but your JFD boys have you covered in terms of retroactively produced podcast content, at least for this week. Bust out your enthusiasm generators yet again, because it's time, sadly, for another clip show to help you forget about the year that was! And this time, none of the content is legally ours to distribute!

    So it's come to this again: yet another Junk Food Dinner clip show. This week on Junk Food Dinner Rewind: a carefully curated collection of bootlegged podcasting audio. And don't worry - it's got barely any original content, and you won't feel even slightly guilty having skipped it. In fact, you're better off pretending this never happened.

    All this plus witty banter between friends, witty banter between Freados, zero Nerd Newsies, no week's DVD & blu-ray releases, absolute confidentiality, continued lack of police involvement, robot voices, musical interludes, sneezes, belches, gleeks and a little bit more!


    Direct Donloyd Here

    Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).

    Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll rewind anything you like in our cool little new year's eve sunglasses shaped VHS rewinder for your love and support.

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  • 01/02/19--11:44: JFD's January Movie Schedule
  • It's a new year and a new JFD!

    OK, same ol' JFD. But at least we have new movies to talk about!

    The first week of January is just us talking about our favorite and most-hated movies of the year and after that, we got movies. So many movies. For you.

    In the meantime, we just dropped a banger of a bonus episode on Patreon and we'll be releasing a brand new commentary for Parker's favorite movie ever in the next couple of days for $1 donors so go sign up!

    JFD447: Top 5 of 2018

    • Kevin's Top 5 Movies (2018)
    • Parker's Top 5 Movies (2018)
    • Sean's Top 5 Movies (2018)
    JFD448: Happy Nude Year
    • Squalor Motel (1985)
    • Babyface 2 (1986)
    • Sex and the Single Alien (1993)
    JFD449: Patreon Week
    • Welcome Home, Brother Charles (1975) (picked by Evan)
    • The Great Texas Dynamite Chase (1976) (picked by Kevn E.)
    • Rad (1986) (picked by Mickey)
    JFD450: Jackie Chanuary
    • The Fearless Hyena (1979)
    • Armour of God (1986)
    • The Medallion (2003)