September Movie Schedule

August 17, 2016, 11:36 am

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Hey, Junkies! It's September almost. Which means 2 things: Hoodies. And Our #JFDecades adventure will come to a close. What was the best week? Are we all old grampas now? Will we do it again next year? We'll answer these questions and more. Or maybe we won't.

Here's the schedule for September. It's an exciting time as we lean into Schlocktober.

Oh, hey. You can still buy JFD shirts and stickers at htbkicksass.com. Why not do that?

JFD330: 2000s Week

• Werckmeister Harmonies (2000)
• Ghost World (2001)
• DOA: Dead or Alive (2006)

JFD331: 2010s Week!

• The Battery (2013)
• A Talking Cat!?!! (2013)
• Zero Charisma (2013)

JFD332

• The Honeymoon Killers (1969)
• Blown Away (1992)
• ??? (???)

JFD333: w/ guest Derrick from Astro Radio Z

• All The Marbles (1981)
• Human Highway (1982)
• Black Roses (1988)

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JFD327: Dirty Harry, Hard Times, Hardcore

August 19, 2016, 6:20 pm

≫ Next: JFD328: Cobra Verde, Bloodsport, Heathers

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We're back and wearing bell-bottoms this week, Junkies!

We're joined by special guest Jackson Stewart, director of the new film Beyond the Gates, to talk about three 70s films about hard men.

First, Clint Eastwood is a cop tracking a serial killer. But the law keeps getting in the way in "Dirty Harry."

Next, Charles Bronson is a tough man who takes up underground fighting during The Depression in "Hard Times."

Finally, George C. Scott goes to LA to find his pornstar daughter in "Hardcore."

All this, plus Nerd News, DVD, no voicemails, heated discussions about Alan Jackson memes, Sausage Party and Suicide Squad Chat and so much more.

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JFD328: Cobra Verde, Bloodsport, Heathers

August 25, 2016, 7:52 pm

≫ Next: Schlocktober VII: Meet the Schlockers

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Totally radical! #JFDecades chugs right along as we pull into the glitzy 1980's with three very different films!

Up first, Klaus Kinski plays Francisco Manoel da Silva, an outlaw who is sent on an impossible mission of re-opening the slave trade in Western Africa after he is caught impregnating 3 of a wealthy sugar baron's daughters. Needless to say, things get pretty real in Werner Herzog's 1987 epic Cobra Verde. 

Then, Jean-Claude Van Damme plays Frank Dux, a real-life martial arts expert who goes AWOL from the military in order to compete in an illegal Kumite martial-arts tournament in Hong Kong. He befriends Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds and has to face-off against Bolo Yeung (AKA Chinese Hercules) in 1988's Bloodsport.

Finally, Winona Ryder plays a suburban Ohio high schooler who runs with a clique of preppy girls all named Heather. But when a bad boy new student played by Christian Slater rolls into town, the two of them team up to take out the Heathers (and anyone else who rubs them the wrong way) in murderous fashion. Michael Lehmann (Meet the Applegates, Airheads) directs Heathers from 1988.

All this, plus drive-in chat, concerts in the grave yard,  Nerd News about who Werner Herzog likes , blu-rays of the week, voicemails from Sweetman, real talk about slavery, and so much more.

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Schlocktober VII: Meet the Schlockers

September 1, 2016, 2:56 pm

≫ Next: JFD329: Chickboxer, Hard Boiled, Clerks

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Junkies! You feel that crispness in the air? You see that candy corn on the shelf? It's fall and that means we're gearing up for Schlocktober!

Here's our October schedule!

JFD334: Clive Barker Week

• Rawhead Rex (1986)
• Hellraiser (1987)
• Candyman (1992)

JFD335: Living Dead Week

• Night of the Living Dead (1968)
• Dawn of the Dead (1978)
• Day of the Dead (1985)

JFD336 Stephen King Randomizer

• ??? (???)
• ??? (???)
• ??? (???)

JFD337: Halloween Week

• The Crow (1994)
• Murder Party (2007)
• Tales of Halloween (2015)

JFD329: Chickboxer, Hard Boiled, Clerks

September 2, 2016, 1:57 am

≫ Next: JFD330: Werckmeister Harmonies, Ghost World, DOA: Dead or Alive

≪ Previous: Schlocktober VII: Meet the Schlockers

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Hey, you remember the 90’s. And you’ll remember this podcast for the rest of your life, because it’s the one where your three charming JFD hosts continue the #JFDecades project with three ultra-classic 1990s films. It’s an end-of-the-century blow-out.

First up! Michelle Bauer "stars" in this film "co-written" by David DeCoteau, a lightweight but nostalgiac shot-on-video action-comedy (with perhaps limited appeal), and one of the most misleading covers of all time - it's 1992's Chickboxer! Kathy Sherwood is the #1 fan of TV show Chickboxer, and when things get tough in her neighborhood she takes it upon herself to learn karate, which might be more dangerous than she'd ever imagined.

Next! John Woo teams up with Chow Yun Fat for one last time before embarking on the Hollywood phase of his career, this time tracking the exploits of some tough-as nails cops in 1992's Hard Boiled Anthony Wong and some other bad dudes terrorize Chow Yun Fat across Hong Kong, until a peeing baby fixes everything. Really!

Finally! We surf a salsa shark into the nine circles of hell, by way of convenience store, in Kevin Smith's 1994 debut Clerks Shot on the cheap on maxed-out credit cards, this dialogue-heavy hang-out comedy defined a generation of filmmakers and film message board commenters. But we're not even supposed to be podcasting today!

All this plus witty banter between friends, the forgotten Suncoast Video, non-human instagram celebrities, Parker ruins a segway, some kind of demon invades our voicemail line and legit scares Sean (even while editing this week’s episode), Parker hates classic human beings, digital halloween decorations, Michael J Anderson supporters, a trip to the Raunchy Ranch, Nerd News & Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, sneezes, belches, gleeks and a whole lot more!


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JFD330: Werckmeister Harmonies, Ghost World, DOA: Dead or Alive

September 9, 2016, 1:12 am

≫ Next: JFD331: The Battery, A Talking Cat!?!, Zero Charisma

≪ Previous: JFD329: Chickboxer, Hard Boiled, Clerks

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It's 2000s week! And we're all relieved that the world didn't end after Y2K!

First, controversy in the JFD offices as we watch "Werckmeister Harmonies," a 2 1/2 Hungarian film about a dead whale and the village people who ponder it.

Next, Thora Birch and Steve Buscemi star in the adaptation of the Daniel Clowes comic, "Ghost World." Birch plays Enid, a young woman just out of high school who's trying to find out if there's more to life than irony.

Finally, a movie that can only be liked somewhat ironically, "DOA: Dead or Alive." It's a fighting tournament with foxy bikini beach girls!

All this plus Parker tells the real truth about Gene Wilder, Godzilla Chat, Our favorite Hardcore Champions, DVDs, Nerd News, The Fighting Attorney, no voicemails and so much more!

Donloyd Here! Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).

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JFD331: The Battery, A Talking Cat!?!, Zero Charisma

September 16, 2016, 1:09 am

≫ Next: JFD332: Honeymoon Killers, Blown Away, Wishmaster

≪ Previous: JFD330: Werckmeister Harmonies, Ghost World, DOA: Dead or Alive

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All good things must come to an end and this week we close out out JFDecades series with our current decade, the oh so modern 2010's. And to help us join in the contemporary fun, we are joined by comedian Josh O'neil.

Up first, two minor league baseball players traverse the undead wasteland trying to survive and stay sane in the 2012 ulta-low budget indie zombie film The Battery directed by and starring Jeremy Gardner.

Then, David DeCoteau (Dr. Alien, Creepazoids) brings us this perplexing straight-to-video childrens(?) film about a cat (voiced by a lethargic Eric Roberts) who can use his magic powers to speak to super uninteresting people, including Johnny Whitaker (The kids from Sigmund and the Sea Monsters) and Kristine DeBell (from Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy) in A Talking Cat!?! from 2013.

And finally, we take a look at Zero Charisma, also from 2013, which explores the sad yet amusing life of an over zealous nerd whose only pleasure in life comes from bossing around other dorks while playing role playing games, until a cooler nerd steps in and threatens to disrupt the balance of power.

All this, plus plenty o' Junk Mail, sad Nerd News, UFC chat, old school monsters on blu-ray, GWAR talk, all day vapes, wrestling theme songs and so much more.

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JFD332: Honeymoon Killers, Blown Away, Wishmaster

September 23, 2016, 1:17 am

≫ Next: JFD333: ...All the Marbles, Human Highway, Black Roses

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We're back with our wokest episode ever! Sean is still way down yonder on the Amazon, but Shelby Cobras of Illogical Contraption got his wish granted and is here to fill in!

First, a newly-married couple hits the road to steal the lives and riches of old ladies in Francois Truffaut's favorite American film, "The Honeymoon Killers from 1970.

Next, The year of Feldman continues as Corey Feldman and Corey Haim get involved involved in a sexy crime noir when Nicole Eggert arouses them in "Blown Away" from 1992.

Finally, a genie needs a bad actress to make three wishes so he can destroy the world in "Wishmaster," a Wes Craven production.

All this plus Nerd News, DVDs, Corey Feldman Chat, A lot about livin', a little about love, voicemail ratings, 2 boobs, GWAR Chat, Monkey Chat, special post-show voicemails, getting a little bit crazy but never getting caught and so much more!

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JFD333: ...All the Marbles, Human Highway, Black Roses

September 29, 2016, 7:29 pm

≫ Next: JFD334: Rawhead Rex, Hellraiser, Candyman

≪ Previous: JFD332: Honeymoon Killers, Blown Away, Wishmaster

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This episode is more or less a spiritual sequel to #JFDecades: The 80's only this time we are joined by none other than Derrick from Astro Radio Z to discuss wrestler babes, radioactive Devo and heavy metal monsters.

Up first, Peter Falk plays a lovable scumbag who manages a female wrestling tag team (Vicki Frederick and Laurene Landon) who travel across the Rust Belt trying to score fame and the chance at the championship in Reno in ...All the Marbles from 1981.

Next, Neil Young finances, writes, directs and stars in Human Highway from 1982. This whacked out vanity project finds Young teaming up with Devo to make a post-modern, surreal music video set at a rinky gas station/auto repair/diner in a radioactive desert.

And finally, a heavy metal band called Black Roses picks a small town as the first stop on its world tour, much to the disapproval of the elders, but the old fogies turn out to be right because the Roses are actually Satanic monsters that are only there to corrupt the youth into mischief and murder in 1988's Black Roses.

All this plus witty banter between friends, love of Northern accents, the return of Kyle from Kentucky, flies in beverages, sad Nerd News & Blu-ray Picks, rock 'n roll music, continued lack of overt police involvement, and a whole lot more!

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JFD334: Rawhead Rex, Hellraiser, Candyman

October 5, 2016, 5:51 pm

≫ Next: JFD335: George Romero's "Living Dead" Trilogy

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The calendars are all true! It really is Schlocktober already! Can you believe it's our seventh annual Schlocktober already?! And to kick off our month-long celebration of the literally tightest horror movies on the planet, we're throwing a big-ol' birthday bash for Clive Barker!

First up, kids get ripped out of cars by a monstrous pagan god unleashed on the Irish countryside in 1986's Rawhead Rex! The first film based on a Clive Barker (short) story, this low budget horror flick features "the most shoe-horned in gratuitous nudity that Kevin Moss has ever seen." It's got weird sacrilegious themes, too.

Next! We finally tackle one of the most iconic horror flicks of the late 80's, a movie that likely served as most gorehound's introduction to the world of Clive Barker, 1987's Hellraiser. A skinless ex-lover back from the dead haunts a troubled marriage in this BDSM-infused British horror film, directed by Clive Barker himself! Come for the cenobites, stay for the surprising rubber monster fights!

Finally! We stare into the mirror and review this title (Candyman) exactly three times, tempting Tony Todd and the bees to come and get us. Virginia Madsen is a middle-class academic investigating the Candyman urban legend who gets mixed up in a serial-killing world in the projects on the south side. It's Candyman from 1992!

All this plus witty banter between friends, feelin' Schlocktobery, Herzogian tales of South American adventure, Rocky Horror Picture Chats, insensitive virtual reality attractions, Parker was at work all day and didn't even watch the Paul Schrader trailer, getting into that Halloween spirit, and all your favorite Schlitzie jokes, Nerd News & Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, sneezes, belches, decrepit erections, gleeks and a whole lot more!


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JFD335: George Romero's "Living Dead" Trilogy

October 13, 2016, 1:36 am

≫ Next: JFD's November movie schedule

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Schlocktober rolls along this week as we finally take on one of the most requested theme shows in JFD history. It's Living Dead week!

First, corpses walk the earth searching for the flesh of the living in George Romero's "Night of the Living Dead" from 1968.

Next, survivors make a fort out of a shopping mall in 1978's "Dawn of the Dead."

Finally, the last remaining survivors search for a cure, while trying not to kill each other in "Day of the Dead."

All this plus Nerd News, Godzilla Chat, Parker apologizes deeply, Sean's grampa views, Halloween movie-going Chat, Voicemails, Junkmails, Nerd News, DVDs and so much more!

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JFD's November movie schedule

October 18, 2016, 4:24 pm

≫ Next: JFD336: The Shining, Sleepwalkers, Thinner

≪ Previous: JFD335: George Romero's "Living Dead" Trilogy

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Schlocktober is still scaring us very badly. We're covered in skeletons. But, we also look to the future. November is going to be a hoot. We'll celebrate Cranksgiving by showcasing two of the toughest men of all time, Rudy Ray Moore and Howard Stern! Also, lots of other stuff!

JFD338

• Django (1966)
• Flesh Gordon (1974)
• Night of the Living Babes (1987)

JFD339: Rudy Ray Moore Week

• The Human Tornado (1976)
• Petey Wheatstraw (1977)
• Disco Godfather (1979)

JFD340: Howard Stern Week

• U.S. Open Sores (1989)
• Butt Bongo Fiesta (1992)
• Private Parts (1997)

JFD341

• Pass Thru (2016)
• The Wailing (2016)
• Officer Downe (2016)

JFD342

• Death Game (1977)
• Marley's Revenge: The Monster Movie (1989)
• The Love Witch (2016)

JFD336: The Shining, Sleepwalkers, Thinner

October 20, 2016, 8:21 pm

≫ Next: JFD337: The Crow, Murder Party, Tales of Halloween

≪ Previous: JFD's November movie schedule

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In an effort to get even further into the Halloween spirit this Schlocktober, the JFD boys break out the old Ouija board to conjure some ghosts, and lo and behold, guess who we brought forth; the ghost of former host Mark Freado Jr to talk about three Stephen King-penned films picked by the Randomizer 5000.

Up first, all work and no play makes Jack Nicholson a dull boy... and a murderous psycho when he brings his family to live in a giant hotel during the off-season only to be tortured by the ghosts of those who died before in Stanley Kubrick's The Shining from 1980.

Then, a new kid moves to Indiana from Ohio, but he's hiding his secret identity as a shape-shifting, mother-fucking (literally) cat person in Sleepwalkers from 1992.

And finally, an obese lawyer is cursed by a gypsy after running over his daughter while getting road head. The gypsy curse causes him to lose weight at a rapid pace, forcing him to try and exact revenge before he wastes away to nothing in Thinner from 1996.

All this plus witty banter between friends, Acid Bitch, rating callers on a boob scale, sound baths, more sad Nerd News, Blu-ray Picks, questionable hip-hop music, continued lack of overt police involvement, and a whole lot more!

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JFD337: The Crow, Murder Party, Tales of Halloween

October 26, 2016, 2:59 am

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Happy Halloween, Junkies! Your charming pals at Junk Food Dinner are here to help you get your spookiest week of the year kicked into spooky gear. Are you ready for ghosts, ghouls, goblins, and all the creepy crawlies of the night? We'll haunt your podcast feed with scary tales of the time we watched these three seasonally-appropriate flicks!

First up, it's a borderline Freado (according to some), when Parker Bowman selects 1994's The Crow! Brandon Lee stars as a goth-Bronson arisen from the grave to pull a Death Wish in maybe-dystopian Detroit. It's a pre-post-apocalyptic bloodbath, with more birds!

Next! We listen to the listeners and listen to our hearts by reviewing 2007's Murder Party. Jeremy (Blue Ruin, Green Room) Saulnier's debut feature is a claustrophobic, comedic horror about a Halloween party gone awry. If you like cardboard boxes, you've probably already seen this one.

Finally! We get anthological with 2015's Tales of Halloween! Have you ever wondered what it would look like if you crammed ten shorts into an hour and a half runtime? These filmmakers (including Neil Marshall) did, and the results may surprise you!

All this plus witty banter between friends, feelin' Schlocktobery, haunted house noises, our continued battle against the Demon Skype, getting scurred, Godzilla chats, Sad Nerd News and Spooky Nerd News, a time before DVD Beaver, a solid number two, you're going to hell, a really shitty Gremlins kinda thing, flipping laserdiscs with Shelby Cobretti, Spoopy Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, sneezes, belches, decrepit erections, gleeks and a whole lot more!


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Pick our 1,000th movie/next Audio Commentary!

November 3, 2016, 5:18 pm

≫ Next: JFD338: Django, Flesh Gordon, Hot Resort

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Hey, Snack Packers! Can you even fucking believe it? In December, we'll be reviewing our 1,000th movie! What movie will it be? Only you have the power to make that decision. As is tradition, the movie gets its own episode, complete as an audio commentary. Instead of Pokemon Go-ing out to the national election polls, you need to declare "I'm with Her...ting my JFD friends by making them watch a shitty movie."

In the past, you guys picked Howard the Duck (JFD35), C.H.U.D. (JFD69), The Warriors (JFD103), Transformers: The Movie (JFD137), Escape From New York (JFD172), Spring Break (JFD 206) and Ice Cream Man (JFD240) Judgment Night (JFD274) and Double Agent 73 (JFD311).

Here are the choices, Junkies!

Pick our next Audio Commentary

Gargoyles (1972)

Yor, the Hunter from the Future (1983)

The NeverEnding Story (1984)

555 (1988)

Ticks (1993

Double Down (2005)

 

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JFD338: Django, Flesh Gordon, Hot Resort

November 4, 2016, 1:10 am

≫ Next: JFD339:The Human Tornado, Petey Wheatstraw, Disco Godfather

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We're nursing our Schlocktober candy hangovers at the JFD offices this week. Parker's out sick, but Cory from Illogical Contraption is here to fill in!

First, a stranger gets involved in a border clash between Mexican bandits and the KKK in 1966's original that spawned infinite unofficial sequels, "Django."

Next, a sexy porn parody of the serialized space superhero saga, "Flesh Gordon," from 1974.

Finally, a group of horny teens get jobs at a Caribbean vacation spot in 1985's "Hot Resort."

All this plus Nerd News, DVDs and Blu Ray Chat, Sad Nerd News, Horror Host Chat, Racist Jackson, Is Sean hunting humans, Playful secrets and so much more!

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JFD339:The Human Tornado, Petey Wheatstraw, Disco Godfather

November 10, 2016, 8:00 pm

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If you're feeling low and ain't got no class, allow this episode to rock your motherfuckin' ass! This week JFD celebrates the badass Rudy Ray Moore! We are joined by Joe from Vinegar Syndrome, who have recently released some lovingly restored blu-rays of the films reviewed tonight.

Up first, Rudy reprises the role that made him famous as Dolemite, in the sequel The Human Tornado from 1976. In this film Dolemite and his friends (including a young Ernie Hudson) find themselves on the run after he is caught in bed with the racist sheriff's wife.

Next, things go to Hell as we tackle Petey Wheatstraw: The Devil's Son in Law from 1977. In this film Rudy plays the titular Petey Wheatstraw, a world famous comedian who knows kung fu. But after he and a bunch of his friends are gunned down at child's funeral, he makes a deal with the devil to make things right and get revenge.

And finally, Rudy curbs the cussing and puts out a PG-rated anti-drug flick called Disco Godfather from 1979. In this one, Rudy plays a disco owner named Tucker whose nephew gets fucked up on PCP. Tucker takes matters into his own hands to take down the creeps selling the dope and messing up his community, all while busting some sweet disco moves.

All this plus witty banter between friends, pre-election attitudes, angry voicemails, Skype hiss, nepotism, Blu-ray Picks, funk and disco jams, continued lack of overt police involvement, and a whole lot more!

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JFD's December Movie Schedule!

November 14, 2016, 2:37 pm

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It's almost the end of the year, Snack Packers! You know what that means? It means we got culty Christmas jams for you and our historic 1,000th movie reviewed/next audio commentary! Be sure to vote!

In other news, we'll be taking the last week of the year off to go do crimes, but we may possibly have super secret surprise delights for you, so stay tuned!

JFD343: Howard Stern Week

• U.S. Open Sores (1989)
• Butt Bongo Fiesta (1992)
• Private Parts (1997)

JFD344: Xmas Week

• Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
• Jack Frost (1997)
• Feeders 2: Slay Bells (1998)

JFD345: 1,000th Review/Audio Commentary

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JFD340: Something Wicked this Way Comes, Return to Oz, Fuzzbucket

November 16, 2016, 3:26 am

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Well, freeze me cryogenically and call me a racist! This week, JFD investigates the weirder side of Walt with three cult Disney flicks! It's debatably kid-friendly!

First up, it's the movie that Disney didn't want us to see, but we tried to see anyhow! Jonathan Pryce, Pam Grier and a freak-filled carnival show up in rural Illinois to freak out some kids on and off screen in 1983's Something Wicked this Way Comes! It's probably the weirdest, sexiest horror movie ever released under the Disney banner!

Next! There's no place like home, not even the Emerald City, which has seemingly gone all A Clockwork Orange in 1985's Return to Oz. This sequel to the 1939 family classic stars Fairuza Balk, some weird New Age punk rock rollerblader guys, a headless princess, and an electro-shock technician. It's one of the more surreal movies ever to feature ham sandwiches growing on trees.

Finally! We watched 1986's Fuzzbucket, and I don't even really wanna talk about it, to be honest.

All this plus witty banter between friends, the wildest skype noises ever, goofy shoes, Sean's impeding funerary plans, speaking of 'dark as fuck', the return of The Fallen One, maniacal Memphis grandchildren, one of those sad nerd news faces, the vvurther advventures of the dirvvector of the vvitch, lively space zebras, a 1979 movie, they don't understand stuff so good, a literal peanut butter solution, them news and Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, sneezes, belches, decrepit erections, gleeks and a whole lot more!


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JFD341: Fateful Findings, The Wailing, Officer Downe

November 25, 2016, 12:52 am

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Welcome back, snack packers!

First, writer/director Neil Breen stars in "Fateful Findings," a 2013 movie about a writer who hacks into the most secret national and international government and corporate secrets. He also has superpowers.

Next, a bumbling South Korean cop investigates a strange illness and its supernatural origins in 2016's "The Wailing."

Finally, an undead cop protects a surreal fantasy version of Los Angeles in "Officer Downe," based on the Image comic and directed by a dude from Slipknot.

All this plus video game chat, weird voice mails, Kevin Smith chat, dvds, nerd news, new bumpers and other tight shit.

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Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).

Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'll make friends with a total dickhead kid and his dumbass invisible monster for your love and support.